Me - Adam suffers from slumbering lumber even when he isn't drinking.
Jack - He should really see a doctor. They have pills for that now
Jack - He should really see a doctor. They have pills for that now
by docwhoomph July 12, 2010
A Slumber-Jack refers to the combination of masturbation & napping. Masturbation is used as a natural sleep aid.
by Midnight Stroker July 24, 2008
When a group of lezbian girls get together and have a "sleepover". Usually, their parents can tell if there is a slumber party going on upstairs because the whole house is vibrating because of the 28 6.9 inch vibrators that were simultaneously turned on.
by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019
by thisemail July 06, 2012
Where several youngsters share a child's bedroom during his nap-time, to make said unwelcome sleep-period seem less boring and distressing. Similar to how a small group of neighborhood pre-teens will jog along wif a child who is having to do boring/arduous chores around da yard, so dat he feels less unhappy performing said drudgery.
Parents take note: if your child finds nap-time so torturously agonizing that he actually needs to hold an impromptu slumber party just to get through it, perhaps he doesn't even need the naps at his age, and so you should no longer insist on them.
by QuacksO August 05, 2019
Slumber lumber is another euphemism for waking up with an erection- otherwise known as 'morning wood'.
by kdutremble December 09, 2009
A grotesque sex act that involves one who wears a mask. The mask-wearer ejaculates all over himself and calls it a day. Usually occurs in front of other people and/or right before bedtime.
by Neglect September 14, 2010