Slappy Nappy

Take an overfull cloth diaper, put in microwave on high for 5 minutes. While contents are still scalding hot, press into the face of an unsuspecting friend and scream ‘SURPRISE!!!’

Bill lost his sight and required skin grafts from 3rd degree burns on his face after his mate T-Bone gave him a Slappy Nappy!

by Red monster boy June 18, 2023

slappy balls

The sound of when you sit and your balls slap down on your legs making a "slappy" noise, or when "doing the dirty".

Guy: Jeez it's hot out here! I've been gettin slappy balls all day!

Girl: Maybe you sould go sit in the A/C so your nuts don't look like an old mans.

by TheMexicangrito October 5, 2012

Slappy McBluelips

An alternative name for Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod)after his disgraceful attempt at cheating in game six of the 2004 ALCS versus the World Champion Boston Red Sox.

Slappy McBluelips aka A-Fraud slapped at Arroyo with his hamburger-helper hands costing the MFY the series.

by Derek Jeter January 14, 2005

Slappy Chinner

When a you are getting oral from someone and start fucking them in the mouth so hard, the balls start hitting their chin.

Guy: Man, last night I was out with Melanie and we did the slappy chinner.

by Lando Pepper July 23, 2014

Slappy Tickle

another word for a handjob

"what did you and molly do?"
"she gave me a slappy tickle"
"oh hell yeah"

by Tiny...Dick May 21, 2017

Slappy Ending

When a male ejaculates into his own hand, and slaps his partners face with the cum filled palm.

I bet when Christopher Walken is done banging Melissa McCarthy, he pulls out, finishes himself off, and gives her a good hard Slappy Ending

by TheSlappening November 15, 2016

Slappy Hour

Slappy Hour is the first hour of the night (Midnight, 12 AM) and it goes until 12:59. During that hour of the night, if you hear anyone exclaim that its midnight or simply state the time, you must slap them. This excludes text messages, through the telephone, or anyway that disallows you to physically slap them. You must only slap the slap victim once. Also, no slapbacks.

Robert- "Damn dude, its 12:30!"
*Johnny slaps Robert*
Robert- "What the fuck?"
Johnny- "Sorry bro, it's Slappy Hour"

by therealOGpussyslayer August 14, 2014