Skeezer

Someone that pretends your his friends to give people the impression that he is a cool guy

Adam: "So that kid brad randomly walked up to me and my friends yesterday and started acting like he knows us."

Zaq: "Bummer dude, sounds like you have a skeezer."

by honeysuckles September 30, 2009

skeezer

When a guy cum's in a girl's ass hole and then licks it off.

Skeezer

by ginelys September 28, 2008

Skeezer

a crack whore

That bitch is a strung out skeezer.

by Steev-0 July 27, 2009

Skeezer

Active Verb. 1) See alternative definition for fornication. Synonoym. 2) To trick one out of cash. 3) Used to procliam that an idividual using the work is an idiot. NOUN.

USE #1) Man that ho skeezed me yesterdizza.
USE #2) That ho skeezed me for three benjis.
USE #3) Man, I am a skeez.

by The Skeeza Pleasa October 23, 2002

skeezer

One who acts outrageously selfish. A combination of sketchy and sleazy

Those skeezers at Enron raged on my bank account.

by SheepJesus August 24, 2010

Skeezer

S - Kee - zer . Driving around for no reason other than wasting time. The reason may be classified as looking for titillating members of the opposite sex, but make no mistake. Time will be wasted. One can also drink alcoholic beverages while participating in this event.

Hey! Me and Superman are gonna ride skeezer. Wanna go?

Person 1: Seen any dime pieces lately?
Person 2: Damn Straight! Q-tip and me was ridin' skeezer yesterday and saw a slammin blonde on campus.

by agr790 December 27, 2010

Skeezer

1.person who steals
2.do bad things

yo you skeezed my seat, what a skeezer!

by SkeezinRoundTown December 28, 2005