SJ

Abbreviation for Small Johnson. Johnson is slang for weiner.

Girl 1: My boyfriend's sj isn't gettin the job done!

Girl 2: Get one with an MJ, a monster john.

by justkiddin April 27, 2005

S.J.B.R.

acronym for a Slow Jerk Ball Rub

its my birthday, whats up with an S.J.B.R.?

by 1-800-GET-BUSY February 16, 2010

SJ

Someone who is so two-faced and thinks they can get away with it. They are so naive as to think that the person they are talking about has no idea what's being said. They play on their jealousy and bitch about their friends.
They have a tendency to try to get the sympathy vote but rarely comes out on top because everybody else can see how childish and silly they're being.
SJ's never accept kind gestures gracefully - instead they will complain to their friends about said gesture behind the person's back.

Never trust an SJ - they will stab you in the back at the worst time imaginable

'Hey did you hear what SJ's being saying?'

'Hell yeah, being a complete bitch behind my back!'

by regis90210 April 25, 2009

SJ

Short for wordSpiffyJuice/word.

by Trafton September 12, 2003

Teddy SJ lumpy

Teddy SJ is quite the character he absolutely reeks of body odor and crap if you walk past him a sensation of Body oder will surround you. Teddy also fucks so often his dick is hanging on by a thread that could snap any minute.
Teddy is also a demon man spreader he will push you away allowing the scent of his severed genitals to spread across the room.

Henry known: have you seen Teddy SJ lumpy today
Nugget: no and i hope i don't he sends a wave of diarrhea across the room

by thenutoriusnignog February 5, 2023

S.J

wow, the guy sounds like he likes to take rim shots

*shhhhllluck* good shit MOD (in caps cause i suck ass)

by hex_ten June 10, 2004

SJ

Short For Swagger Jackin'

Yo Why Do Rappers Now Days Try SJ Off Of T-Pain With The Auto-Tune?!

by Mr. Guy Man January 21, 2009