fence sitting

Fence sitting, sitting on the fence, sitting on a fence, are all terms for someone who refuses to make a decision. Usually it describes someone who will not take a stand on two very defined and clearly opposing options/opinions. This can be both good and bad.

Clair was angry that Mandy occasionally used drugs; Mandy thought drug use should be legal. Angela was neither for nor against it, and sat on the fence about it, instead trying to calm her friends down.

The politician, when questioned on abortion, sat on the fence, never giving a clear opinion; he was afraid of losing support from the right or the left.

by JZ June 15, 2004

trip sitter

Someone who stays sober while another does some form of hallucinogen, in order to keep them from doing anything crazy, IE jump out a window or attempt suicide.

I was a trip sitter for Jeff when he did 5 hits of cid so he wouldn't go crazy.

by SammyO November 11, 2005

sittin bitch

with 3 people in the back seat, the one in the middle is sittin bitch

we passed by my friends car, and donte was sittin bitch

by Jacks1213 October 16, 2007

Sittin' on Ready

Ready to throw down with a bitch

When she said my boyfriend was stepping out I told her I'm Sittin' on ready.

by Molly go lightly January 22, 2017

Pickle Sitter

Pretty self explanatory... one who sits on pickles. Usually practiced by homosexuals who enjoy the sensation of pickles penetrating their asshole.

Hey Joe, don't be alone in a room with Randy... he's a known pickle sitter.

by TummyStix January 18, 2008

big sittin' chief asshole

A dumbass who thinks he has the best ideas while in reality the ideas that person have are always troublesome. It can also mean "reckless" or a "psychopath"

Lamar: "Nigga that's the Apache blood in me homie. You lucky i ain't do a flying tomahawk and scalp they motherfuckin' ass.
Franklin: "We can't repo the assets of a dead man, big sittin' chief asshole!"

by Gutbuster69 August 17, 2021

sitting on a poop knob

When you're sitting at your desk and turd "prairie dogs" by partially easing out causing you to sit one or two inches higher in your chair.Almost always results in the eventual delivery of a "flat head" turd.

I need to go to the restroom but I can't get up right now because I'm sitting on a poop knob.

by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011