Sim

(To sim, the act of simming, simmed in the past tense). The act of devoting your entire life to your first girlfriend at an early age, stopping any and all contact with all your friends, apply and almost attend college but drop your courses the week school starts in pursuit of a receptionist job at a small town insurance agency.

MAN 1: "Hey, what ever happened to Dave?"

MAN 2: "Oh Dave... yeah... Dave totally simmed out. He works for insurance now."

MAN 1: "That's a shame."

by Johnny Asswipe IV January 9, 2023

SIM Card Switch

Verb.
The process of putting your sim card into your old phone when your parents take your phone because you're grounded. SIM card switching is commonly done by teens.

Teen1: "Hey!!"

Teen2: "Hey how're you texting i thought you were grounded?"

Teen1: "I did a SIM card switch and I'm using my old phone :) I'm so smart."

Teen2: "That IS smart.. I'm gonna do that next time I'm grounded!"

by LaramieT1o28 February 24, 2011

sim

A way to say "Best"

"Your one of the Sim" or "Your the Sim"

by Shawn64 May 21, 2006

Sim-drone Syndrome

Originated from the addiction to the game The Sims.

Where one acts as though they are a Sim in the game and/or plays the game for excessive hours without realizing.

Jo: Fuck! I've been playing the Sims for 3 hours! I didn't even notice!
Audrian: You have Sim-drone Syndrome.

by thirteen07 April 20, 2009

Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Extra Real Dating Sim XR

Strong Bad's computer's dating game where characters can only say DUH!, BUH!, and FUH!.

Experience Homestar and Marzipan on a date without the LURKING HORRORS of thier real dates!

by H*R Fan August 19, 2003

sim

this is a person who is perfect. she is smart, funny, and beautiful. If you know a sim i guarantee she is gorgeous and so attractive that you think about her all the time. she is athletic, smart and funny. she needs to see that and understand that so many people want and need her. she is funny and doesn't care about others opinions, she is outspoken and so so talented. oh and did i mention she is stunning.

hahah sure sim.

oh my god you are so good sim.

by pipes November 3, 2019

Sim-job

1. General term for the most lewd sexual act known to man.

2. French origin; Involves the insertion of a Wilson tennis racquet into the anus specifically of a French poodle or any asshole, while simultaneously receiving oral sex by the poodle or person, being surrounded by French related objects, red wine and listening to BWO dance music

Kid 1: Hey man, what's up?

Kid 2: Nothin much, just had a Sim-job with my French poodle, you?

by justinduffvanwagner October 26, 2008