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Shockin'

meaning something is harsh, out of order, not right.
Used alot in the town Middlesbrough.
freddo - " Dia ya here what happend to our dog? It got out of the garden and that lad whos lass i shagged ran over it in one of them plaggy three wheeler fuckin pencil sharpener cars, Proper Shockin' as fuck."
by fresh prince of bellend April 14, 2009
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Stocking Tug

A male who enjoys taking a pair of stockings, preferably used and smelly, if possible still wet from her sweaty feet and rubbing his cock up and down them. Inserting the cock into the stocking and masturbating until he cums into the stocking and leaves them back without the poor girl not knowing what treat lies in her sheer stocking
Joe I went to the bathroom last night before bed and found Sarah's dirty stockings on the floor. I had a good sniff and my dick got so hard I ended up having a stocking tug and blew my load all over them. Cant wait to see her wearing them in the morning again.
by Foot Seduction October 13, 2011
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shucking and jiving

The science of appearing busy but actually doing nothing.
Dude, quit shucking and jiving and get back to work.
by Mack C February 23, 2007
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Shacking Rat

See: shacking
1. one with a rancid, putrid aura
2. the mating call of a proud virgin
3. what is said to indicate that shit is about to get litty
4. can be used interchangeably with "nigga"
1. Efraim you stinky shacking rat bastard.
2. Guy: Shacking raaaAAAAAAAaaaaaat!
Every girl within a 50 foot radius: *dripping noises*
3. AYY AYY SHACKING RAAAAAAAAT!
4. What's up my shacking rats? Let's hit up this lick.
by leechu December 19, 2019
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Panty and Stocking

An amazing ass anime.
It’s full of action, sex, and badassery.
Person 1: Have you watched Panty and Stocking?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Well you should! It’s awesome
by kirstennotkristen May 23, 2018
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Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt

Gainax's latest anime. A collosal mindfuck of the greatest proportions, it is deranged, crude, rude, and all in all, great fun.

It involves two angels, named Panty and Stocking. The former is a sex maniac. The latter is a gluttonous sweets lover (who possibly enjoys S&M)

They Fight Crime, or rather vengeful spirits called "Ghosts."

Oh, and the two girls are accompanied by a Hard Gay Priest (unconfirmed) named "Garterbelt" and a Gir expy named "Chuck."

The animation is done with the traditional style of western thick-line drawing.

Needless to say, it looks awesome in motion. However, the sense of humor is ripped from the worst of Western Animation, and it's not for everyone.

Cautionary warning: Watching it may give you a contact high.
Guy1: Boy, That Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt anime sure is weird.

Guy2: It's weird, but it's Beyond the Impossible and crazy awesome!
by ARatherPoorDriver October 27, 2010
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smocking gun

A phrase that means you don't know what the F#$% you are talking about and should just stop tweeting.
My smocking gun went off at 3 a.m. this morning when I was supposed to be solving the World's problems.
by sTrumpf August 1, 2018
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