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field shitting nigger

Specifically, it means an African, since the vast majority of them are both black and lack the incredibly advanced technology of indoor plumbing, thus the need to defecate in a field. But can general be used to call someone poor in a much more creative and offensive way.
Um, yeah, I'm not going to eat at Arby's, I have money, I'm not a field shitting nigger.
by Testicle Tickler June 15, 2013
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Phantom Shitter

A curious creature, believed to derive from Naval origins, who shits, slams, thunders, or pisses in the oddest of places. Phantom shitters are second to none in terms of secrecy. He/she normally thinks tactically on placement and timing. As a master of clandestine defecating, a phantom shitter is rarely caught and if caught will not disclose the locations of each shit or if there is a second gunman. Typically phantom shitters work alone but at certain times will work in teams of two to throw off the scent of pursuing investigations if there are signs of being targeted for questioning.

Most phantom shitters start off as upper decker shooters and slammers shitting in the top part of the toilet instead of the bottom. The ones who experience the success of this get intoxicated with joy and pursue further into shitting methods. This typically will carry on from ages 12 to 65, depending on time of first phantom shit, and are mostly of the male gender. However the most success potential comes at earlier stages due to younger people being more flexible.

Just as a chef concerns himself with the right ingredients so do phantom shitters. Texture and consistency play a vital role in each shitting environment and opportunity. This normally will depend on the location and who the anal splinter is meant to target.

A small portion of phantom shitters sing or hum their own theme music and it is said to be a one of a kind experience if able to catch on camera.
"Oh my god man. I think the Phantom Shitter has struck again because there is a massive pile of shit in the fudge batter!"
by The Informant99 January 3, 2012
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"Yeah last night was crazy! Pretty sure I threw my shoes out of a car window though."

"Haha wow, that's shitty bananas."
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Shittop

A laptop that has extremely poor performance, particularly when gaming
Sorry guys I'm lagging...
Fix your fucking shittop bro
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shittermittens

when you wrap your hand with enough toilet paper to wipe ten assholes because you need at least a 3 inch buffer between your hand and your nasty crack
"my roommate's shittermittens have made us go through 4 rolls in the past day"
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