shit-faced

AkA "Hammed" Or Jason Jones on a typical saturday.

Yo did you guys see jason last saturday, he was hammed out. Shit Faced!

by JonnyC March 07, 2005

shit face

A subject with an indescriminate amount of faeces on their face.

'Dude, I totally steamed that mother fucker'
'Shit Face ain't even the word for it'
'Word bitch'
SF to JJB

by Sam Faulkner and Jonny Bell May 27, 2006

shit-faced

a term for saying someone looks like there on drugs. They can also look like they have been shut down by the uglyest girl in school. Often used by fathers who just sit around the house and drink beer.

You look pretty shit faced this morning, must have been the crack.

by Anonymous March 05, 2003

Shit Faced

Being really drunk and high that you have completely NOOO idea what you are doing.

she was so shit faced, instead off calmly getting of the bus, like a sober young lady would do, she fell off..

by lulface June 13, 2012

Shit Faced

When a plumber snakes a live sewer line to clear a stoppage and is sprayed in the face with "solids" when removing the snake from the line.

Alternate Definition: Any situation in which "solid wastes" are placed on the face.

"I pulled this toilet to snake the flange and totally got shit faced afterwards. It's not my day today."

by JoePlumber April 13, 2010

shit-faced

or to be stoned off your arse

by Anonymous September 25, 2002

shit-faced

The act of smoking weed and drinking until you vomit in your pants and pass out on the steps.

Justin smokes until he is shit-faced everynight.

by Justin March 17, 2003