Shifty

Boner, erection.

To chuck a shifty.

by acky December 04, 2003

Shifty

A shady character located in the mt helena region who enjoys pimping younger girls and wears kappa tracksuits and enjoys drinking real mccoys

Dont pull a wikid shifty on me!

by jojojojojojojojo June 22, 2005

Shifty

1) A excalamation that represents "shit" because their may be adults or somebody around that may find you offensive or immature.

1)
Jo Bo: I have contracted AIDS.
Masa: Holy Shifty Me TOO!!!
2)
Garon: Damn I got to take a shifty!! Get out of the way.!!
3)
McNally: When I was at football practice I saw Reno take a Shifty!!
Hong: Hey Reno did you take a shifty on the field?
Reno: No...Who told you!?!?!?!?

by Honginator October 15, 2004

Shifty

1) To be relating to or acting like Hans
2) To be sketchy or shady

That guy Hans, always wearin his glasses inside and whatnot, looks like hes hella shifty!

by Hanz-Viktor October 01, 2014

Shifty

Shifty is a word used to describe someone perfect and 1337 in every way. Not even Rufus! can compare to his grace. When Shifty trips, if you ever notice him trip, it will never be registered as a trip but instead something which reveals extreme beauty. Seeing Shifty in person would be like owning every porn movie related to a fetish you might have. Simply put, Shifty is boner-enducing to the straightest of men.

"OMG!!!!!!! ITS SHIFTY!!!!! HIDE YOUR EYES OR YOU MIGHT BE BLINDED BY HIS EXTREME SEXINESS" "BUT I'D NEVER WANT TO SHIELD MY EYES FROM THE GRACE, BEAUTY, AND SEXINESS OF SHIFTY!!!!" "Oh NOO I CREAMED MY PANTS!!!!!"

by INFECTION725 July 20, 2004

Shifty

Teh 1337est and finest of them all - his sexiness rules over everybody and he is king

1337 Uber Sexah Veteran Shifty!!!11!!

by Haze July 20, 2004

Shifty

1. The most 1337 moderator on the Codename Forums.

2. A person who msot people die after looking at, becasue of his amazing power.

3. The ruler of Codename: Forums

Derived from the English words sexy, smart, powerful and cool

See: smart
See: Canadian
See: powerful
See: god-like
See: sexah

Leik OMFG Shifty is soo damn sexah!!!!!!1
Shifty saw meh, I think I'm gonna die!!!!1

by Speed July 20, 2004