Server Status

Status acheived when people utilize three-way to get more than three people on the phone.

It doesn't take long for me and my friends to reach server status.

by Yaweh September 16, 2005

Server Vulture

Developer who runs around laying claim to any available servers on the network to dump his shitty code in without permission thereby forcing it into production.

We're out of test servers cause the dev team is a bunch of Server Vultures...

by Network Guy March 25, 2008

Server Fart

When you are playing an online game or watching a video online, and suddenly the action gets herky-jerky instead of smooth, because the server on the other end has slowed down for some reason.

1. I was playing a game, had a damn good game going, and then encountered a server fart which caused me to crash and die.

2. I just encountered a server fart while watching my favorite video...how dare all those other users out there create server traffuck when I want to watch?

by Kalisiin February 26, 2011

Server Queen

A Girl who thinks she is the BESTEST server in the WORLD! Generally these broads are in thier late 20's or early 30's an are still serving tables but they think that thier best server to walk the planet. Which explains why thier working at some PF Changs or Johnny Carino's

They are midly good looking, Chatty Cathys even with thier tables an can be overheard discussing life stories with tables. Also love to brag about how much they made. They will throw a fit if they have to do anything outside of serving a table. They ONLY work night shifts because a day shift would be a waste of time.

In reality these people have done jack shit with thier life an never will. They have bad wrists an bad backs from carrying heavy ass trays all night an on top of that, THEY ARE GOD AWFUL SERVERS!

Eric: "Hey dude, how come Kimberly never works days? An why does she always get the big parties!?"

Tony: "Shes a server queen dawg, she throws a fit if she doesnt get what she wants"

by llegoz October 16, 2009

Server Guy

An IT person that is responsible for the server infrastructure in a data center or technology environment. This is usually a well defined silo where the individual only focuses on servers. The "Peter Principal" is strong here as most server guys have already been promoted beyond their level of competence. They also typically have no knowledge about the network that transports their data, nor the apps that run on their server, and do not care to learn.

That dufus Server Guy Chris wouldn't know an Ethernet cable from his unusually small Wang.

by Not a Server Guy April 13, 2011

Server Room Monkey

This is the asshole that thinks he's so important that he constantly has to go into the server room and stay in there for lengthy periods of time to make himself feel big and mighty.

Oddly, This person most likely also experiences crotchrot , eats skank salad , and is himself a general hick.

Andy is a server room monkey.

by Bill W April 22, 2004

Server Pussy

The 23-27 yr old women who work as waitresses and bartenders that every 40 something, newly divorced man tries to screw at the local bar he hangs out at because he has no real social skills or friends. He tries to hook up with them because 1) he thinks he looks cool if a girl 20 years younger then him is interested in him (his money) 2) He is CONVINCED that he is hot and wants to prove it to the world and 3) she is the only women he sees on a frequent basis, because he is always at the same bar night after night. Eventually, she dumps him for a man younger then him and this man dies alone and wishes he had dated a woman his own age.

"That creepy old guy at the end of the bar is always here. He's trying to get himself some server pussy."

or-

"Hey, is that (______)'s daughter?" "No, its the server pussy he's been trying to tap since his divorce."

by askjoe422 October 27, 2010