Glorified Seaman

A petty officer third class in the navy.

I just made HM3. Nothing more than a Glorified Seaman.

by RoundenBrown August 19, 2019

Seaman

A wretched creature from the game of the same name. The game takes place in an alternate universe where God has died and these horrid abominations have feasted on His flesh

I used to be an athiest, but then I saw Seaman and needed a God to ask why

by Gatholic November 08, 2021

Seaman

A Leonard Nemoy fish

I caught a seaman last night

by RealLifeSituationLover20002 February 18, 2023

Seaman

A man of the sea

Yo dudeee you totally look rad in that beach fit, kinda like a seaman

by Kashmoneygirl April 28, 2024

seaman

"seaman is all one word does not appear on urban dictionary"

-Matt Rose

It does now!

seaman now appears on the urban dictionary!

by Chinezo Alberto September 16, 2023

seaman

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o look at that, seaman

by verycooldudeyeahwhatacoolguy April 20, 2021

Duncan Seaman

A character in a hypothetical alternate version of I2-3 conceived by Ace Attorney Circlejerk members

In this better version, Artie Frost (or Issac Dover in the ethical translation) would be named "Duncan Seaman" and he would be dunked in a cum fountain instead of a water fountain

what if the fountain in i2-3 was a cum fountain and Artie Frost wad called Duncan Seaman

by Eyacorkett June 02, 2025