The act in which an individual, preforming oral sex on a male partner, proceeds to use their breath to force the ejaculate back into the male's penis.
My friend Johnny Runescape told me about the time his girlfriend gave him a seaman Oil change. Says his balls have hurt since.
by Johnny Runescape October 27, 2022
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by Gatholic November 7, 2021
Get the Seaman mug.1. (noun) - The God of Seaman; An all-wandering vagrant who seeks answers to the meaning of Seaman, through friendship, chaos, and deeming random individuals to be worthy of the title 'Seaman', or 'Seawoman'.
2. (noun) - Person who goes by the seashore, but never the sea; An inherent paradox.
2. (noun) - Person who goes by the seashore, but never the sea; An inherent paradox.
1. Wow, Seaman's rant about the fragility of his latex suit that would bring great dimensional terror upon the realm should he be harmed was insanely nonsensical, but I wouldn't dare tear it open, on some amount of trust.
2. You like the beach, but not the sea? What are you, some kind of Seaman?
2. You like the beach, but not the sea? What are you, some kind of Seaman?
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In this better version, Artie Frost (or Issac Dover in the ethical translation) would be named "Duncan Seaman" and he would be dunked in a cum fountain instead of a water fountain
In this better version, Artie Frost (or Issac Dover in the ethical translation) would be named "Duncan Seaman" and he would be dunked in a cum fountain instead of a water fountain
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When I was on shore leave in the Navy some "Anderson Cooper looking motherfuckers" cornered me and my only option was to pull out my dick and start doing the seaman shuffle.
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