hunter schafer

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by anonymous June 5, 2021

Schafernaker scale

A cult scale that some British gay men use to assess the cuteness or 'hotness' of a potentially attractive man in their presence. It runs from zero to ten.

The scale is named after gay sex-symbol, the Polish-born BBC meteorologist Tomasz Schafernaker. The scale his named after him, since his cuteness is commonly considered to be beyond 10.

"Brad Pitt gets a 10 on the Schafernaker scale from me"
"You're not wrong there... whereas Gordon Brown or John McCririck would get 0 from me"

by Roger Mellie 84 October 9, 2009

half-schaff

The process of acquiring a semi-erect penis resulting from no sexual stimulus

Josh Schaffner had a half-schaff when he saw the butterfly.

by Fleshy Man-bridge January 14, 2006

schaffnit

Very nice people and don’t usually go to fancy places love horses and animals in all the best family you’ll ever meet

Schaffnit I wish my girl was a Schaffnit my Gil’s a plain old rhino

by Slime sisters 101 January 21, 2018

Gage Schaffer

Gage Schaffer is the name given to an incredibly god-like man. He who bears this name will not need to worry about life, everything will come to him simply because of the name. Women, money, luck, friends, etc. No matter what, the rare amount of people with this name wont need to worry about life because life will cater to his every need.

Guy 1: Dude that's Gage Schaffer over there isn't it?
Guy 2: Yeah it is.. better let him have sex with my girlfriend while I make him supper and light his cigarette when they are done.
Guy 1: Yep.. dude has got it made..

by Tikkitz April 17, 2011

Schafer

A retard with pepperoni nipples who can't keep a secret.

Shut up Schafer

by Janet blotchy October 29, 2019

Schaffmann

Getting Clobbered in the back of the head with a putter used for golf.

No please no! not the Schaffmann!

by Dominus764543 April 17, 2011