Scronch

A cheesy substance found in the folds of an uncircumcised penis.

I had to break up with Dan, his junk was covered in scronch.

by Scronch hating Megan July 31, 2006

scronch

A type of tennis hit. Can be used as both a noun and a verb. A scronch occurs when one player hits the tennis ball such that it lands at the feet of an opposing player. The scronch hit causes the opposing player to scramble around trying to hit the ball back.

Due to their nature, a scronch is a very hard hit to return for novice players, and only those players highly skilled in the game of tennis can master both the scronch and the scronch-return. Oftentimes a novice player can perform scronches on accident, and gain an advantage over their opponent.

1. noun
Man, did you see that scronch i just hit? There was no way he could have returned that!

2. verb
Bystander: You lost to Mike in Tennis? How the fuck did that happen?
Player: I couldn't return any of his shots. That bastard kept scronching me.

by Scronch Master October 21, 2010

spronicide

(verb) : To murder an entity named exactly or similarly to "Spronald". From homicide.

Leedar: I could feel like a spronicide right about now

by Panq November 30, 2003

Scroticle

An icicle that bares a striking resemblance to a human scrotum.
It can also be used to insult someone.

I had a huge scroticle hanging from my porch, last winter.

by Adrian Finch October 30, 2008

Scronie

Scronie: Meaning your very best friend. The one you always call on when your in need of advice, shoulder to cry on, or have a good time with.

Gonna go to a movie with my best Scronie, Isabella.

by Curley G Cradle ROCK January 12, 2010

Scroticate

The act of person A suffocating person B with person A's scrotum.

I will tackle and scroticate you!

by Kitty Poopie Diarrhea July 28, 2010

Scronie clown snatch

Scronie clown snatch is what you call a women's pussy

Did you see her scronie clown snatch?

by KirikoPlayz2022 June 29, 2019