Scooter 

Village Scooter. probley a nice ride but somin u wouldn't want ya friends 2 see!

i.e. SLUT

Scooter by moorezy September 2, 2003

scooter 

1) vernacular for "all right"--a statement of approval with connotations of being highly impressed. 2) a greeting to one you hav enot seen in a long while.

"Tony--did you just burp the alphabet backwards?" "yep." "Scooter!"

scooter by d0g3n November 12, 2004

scooter 

1. Half retarded cousin of the Motorcycle.
2. Primary form of transportation for asian delivery persons.

"Look at that asshole asian on a scooter!"

scooter by Hep_Greg January 9, 2008

scooter 

a car

He be flassin' in his new scooter

scooter by Anonymous April 15, 2003

Scooter 

A secret word for a black person; A racial slur.

Ex. Did you see that scooter over there? I hear he likes Deshawunda.

Scooter by Scooooota. November 1, 2009

Scooter 

A small motorbike powered by an emetic stench and an annoying noise that only dentists could love.

Used by young men to vibrabate and to transport teenage girls before the young men have their coming out, and by fag stags.

Also known as a "Harley for the poor", "Zwieback saw", "two-wheeled stinkhorn" or "Dildocycle".

Most scooters are built by sensuous young men in fagtories in Italy and China.

Invented by Dildo Faggins, patent pending.

Look at that guy on the scooter. Do you think she suspects...?

Scooter by Gonzoooomatic XL1 June 15, 2011

scooter 

one of my best friends and someone who has joint ownership of the title of most sarcastic (the other person being me)

deep down, scooter really does think kurt cobain is hot

scooter by scorchie February 12, 2003