Feeling crook but went out anyway and ended up Scomoing my pants.
I left a trail of Scomo from the registers to the toilets.
I left a trail of Scomo from the registers to the toilets.
by Pants Macabre June 10, 2019
Get the Scomo mug.1. when a male, instead of wiping from the back, wipes his anus from the front going between his legs and under his ballsack, thus for easier and more convenient viewing pleasure of the soiled toilet paper
2. wiping the anus from the front because your mother never potty trained you correctly
2. wiping the anus from the front because your mother never potty trained you correctly
by Stevey Beavers March 23, 2012
Get the Frontal Scoop mug.The scoop and swoop, also known as the scoop and grab or scoop and jiggle, is a method used to move all breast tissue (including migrated breast tissue) into the cups of a bra. It should be a part of every bra wearer's routine, regardless of breast size.
Instructions for the scoop and swoop maneuver.
Put on a bra.
If possible, bend at the waist so that your upper body is parallel to the ground.
Using one hand, gently pull your band away from the side of your breast. Using the other hand, moving in a back-to-front motion, slide the breast tissue (including migrated breast tissue) into the cup of your bra.
Stand up to settle your breast in place.
Repeat steps 2-4 for the other breast.
Warning: Men should not attempt the above.
Put on a bra.
If possible, bend at the waist so that your upper body is parallel to the ground.
Using one hand, gently pull your band away from the side of your breast. Using the other hand, moving in a back-to-front motion, slide the breast tissue (including migrated breast tissue) into the cup of your bra.
Stand up to settle your breast in place.
Repeat steps 2-4 for the other breast.
Warning: Men should not attempt the above.
by Boobs! May 14, 2013
Get the scoop and swoop mug.A singing and internet duo that consist of two Pentatonix members named Scott Hoying and Mitch Grassi. This name Scömìshe is the ship name they give themselves. This ship is thought to be dead by many people because they are not together. Although the ship is still alive in the fandom and in fanficton.
by Ptxgirl123 March 14, 2018
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Get the scoop lel mug.A person who doesn’t understand the meaning of camaraderie or leadership. One who has no concern in leaving a man behind especially when the going gets tough.
Bazza: What a shit fight of a day! Where’d the boss go? We coulda used his help aye.
Timmo: Come on Baz, every workplace has a Scomo. The prick went on smoko.
The Scomo: Fuck off boys, how good’s the cricket!
Timmo: Come on Baz, every workplace has a Scomo. The prick went on smoko.
The Scomo: Fuck off boys, how good’s the cricket!
by Cunning Angus January 7, 2020
Get the Scomo mug.A person who has set aside the needs of the people they have been elected to represent in order to pursue personal religious convictions and political aspirations.
“Hey mate, do you remember that time you, a self-reported Christian, set up illegal prisons to detain human beings seeking political refuge, thereby committing human rights abuses, and then sold it as ‘protecting borders’? That was such a ScoMo move, dude.”
by JakeSEH September 7, 2018
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