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Dwight Shrute

Dwight Shrute is a character from the hit Television show, The Office. Dwight is the biggest, baddest mofo on telivision. Watch out, cause he'll dust your bin! He also owns a beat farm and put a live cat in a freezer. It died.
Sandro- Hey guy, did you watch the office last night?

Bill- Yeah man, Dwight Shrute is BOSS!
by Sanchez Cholo Ramirez February 5, 2009
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shrute farms

Dwight K. Shrute's beet farm. Where Dwight and his cousin Mose reside.
"The garden party was hosted at Shrute Farms"

"Angela Martin and Andy Bernard almost got married at Shrute Farms"
by cannabislupus June 2, 2017
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schrutebag

A sychophantic person engaging in extreme acts of egotistical behavior without regard to others. A person so blinded by self interest as to be incapable of sympathy and/or empathy.
"Colin then told his audience to go to the website. When all of his stoolies did so the site servers were overloaded and shut down. He is such a schrutebag."
by w. glass April 17, 2007
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Schlutesed

A word that just goes with anything
Mate I am completely Schlutesed
by Johnnygeralds January 19, 2020
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Dwight Shrute

A very...interesting character in"The Office". He is known at first for being extremely loyal to Michael Scott, his boss. He also knows a lot about bears and he has cheated with Angela on Andy Bernard. He is also very dangerous, he has learned karate and has multiple weapons hidden around the building and has uses on of these weapons, a pepper spray, once before.
Dwight Shrute is both a pleasant and unpleasant surpise to this existence. It really depends who you are, if you're Jim Halpert, then an unpleasant surprise. If you're the audience, then he is a pleasant surprise.
by CheshireChessplayer May 7, 2018
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Jaden-schrutt

Oh man after last night with Becca I was jaden-schrutted and it looks so weird.
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Schruted

To utterly and completely mess something up in a very irreversible manner. To fuck up big time. To make a big mistake. To make yourself look foolish. To suck a dick (no homo). To suck, period.
oh man i'm so sorry, i totally schruted that interview!
by Tatatatatony March 24, 2008
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