School

The learning of the ability to sleep in many different environments and adapting to the comfort levels of various desks, tables, and chairs.

Mom, "Billy, wake up. It's time for school."

Billy, jumping out of his bed, filled with excitement, yells, "Oh, boy! Time to go back to bed!"

School by Lord Razzola August 16, 2007

school

A place where teachers look down on you and treat you like your stupid, even though you are the main reason that they get paid.
A place you are forced to go, even if you know you will never need more than half the stuff they teach you there.
A place where kids are bullied every day, and not just by the other students, but the teachers also.
A place that basically has no meaning exept to make kids depressed.
A place where you go to for seven hours, but you are only learning something knew for about 2hrs.

The only thing school teaches kids is that life is messed up!

school by idk410 January 12, 2008

School

Institution where a child is sent at a young age to be stripped of his individuality and turned into an obedient soul-dead conformist member of the consumer culture.

School uniforms are actually being implemented in some areas, because it's not enough that children must all think alike. They must also all look alike.

School and the education system need to be completely rethought.

School by NOXBC9701040 March 18, 2009

School

The other word for prison.

School= Prison
Prison= Hell
Hell=bad... you get the point

School by Dustin December 12, 2004

School

stands for (SEVEN CRAPPY HOURS OF OUR LIVES).

Worst thing god ever made.

Also see: hell, prison,

Guy 1. whats hell?
Guy 2. where my perents take me every morning.
Guy 1. let me guess, school?
Giy 2. you guessed it!

School by NITRON December 5, 2012

School

This thing call school is for children to spend half of their fucking day doing nothing but siting there being 'looked after' by some old ass faggots. Then, they give you this shit they call homework. After a whole day of suffering and doing work, instead of letting us have a bit of fucking fun. NO. they don't at all, they give a shit load of homework and make you do it. You stay up to do that shit and if you do it and did a bad job, you get shout at. And if you don't you can shout at anyways.

A : are you going to School today?
B : no.

School by person who is dying. March 3, 2011

School

School is a place where you find fake friends, depression, anxiety and actually good friends. Good friends are very rare. Good luck on finding good friends, also be careful with who you're friends with.

School is boring

School by iiAnonymous July 7, 2020