ish-schedule

An inexact work schedule used extensively in American business (especially by executives) to artificially create a shorter workday to allow more time for golf.

Around here we work an ish-schedule. I work 8-ish to 4-ish.

by Wisconsin Slacker December 14, 2008

Crew Scheduling

An organization, probably in thrall to the devil, who's sole purpose in life is to torment flight crews. Especially those poor souls stuck on reserve.

See Evil.

See also Demon.

I volunteered to cover a trip on my day off yesterday, and Crew Scheduling Junior Manned me on my birthday!

by rmah9k November 8, 2010

scumbag schedule

When you play video games until 5 A.M. then sleep until 3 P.M.

12pm Dude 1: Hey man you wanna come play some COD with me?
8am Dude 2: Nah I'm not on the scumbag schedule

by assclowntheassinator December 5, 2021

Schedule changer

When sex with him is so good it changes your menstrual cycle

He was so good in bed last night, a real schedule changer!

by Bettyrocks21 July 1, 2021

dump schedule

what time you take a dump every day. Usually changes every year for some strange reason, but the time you dump is always consistent

Me: ugh, i hate my dump schedule this year, i always have to go at 6:30 AM, and thats when im on the bus.

Friend: that sucks, my dump schedule is right at my lunch break so i have it easy

by palabra up October 16, 2010

schedule change

To give your manager/supervisor a blowjob or anal sex for favorable treatment...

Marty asked Jerry (his manager) to change his shift. Jerry said he’s had to give a “schedule change” to make that happen...

by Shynehigh January 8, 2021

facebook schedule

Someone who writes out their whole days plans/schedule as their status

Emily jus wrote her whole days plans again! WTF who cares for real!?!?! lololol -facebook schedule-

by aildforsaken December 15, 2009