Do you have any hand sanitizer?

(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."

Guy 1: Do you have any hand sanitizer?

Guy 2: Come on, man, you just gave me a high five.

by RickBAideai April 2, 2011

sanitized words

Clean words that ate used in place of dirty words.

😆😏Hey potty mouth, use more sanitized words in front of my children instead of all that cussing. Lol. 🆗🆒☯️🤐🤤🐝

by M@m@bear November 10, 2018

San Antonio Sanitation Maneuver

When one ejaculates on a girl's stomach, smears it around on her stomach, allows the ejaculatory fluid to dry and become solid, peels it off like dried glue, and procends to eat it.

Did you hear? Drake gave JLO a San Antonio Sanitation Maneuver.

by Punk_b1ch_kyle February 12, 2017

Hand Sanitizered

The act of sanitizing your hands.

I hand sanitizered the pen markings off of my arm.

by grimygirl October 4, 2017

Sanitizing

The act of wiping your social media of all photographic evidence of a past relationship.

We broke up yesterday and I've already started sanitizing my Instagram. Once I sage my apartment, I'll officially be over it.

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

Oral Sanitation

A more formal version of "licking it clean."

Karl: Oh, I performed oral sanitation on that bowl earlier, you shouldn't use it.
Fred: gross, dude. Put it in the dishwasher next time.

by The Cheesiest Rice March 21, 2020

Hand sanitizer fact

When your statement is 99.9% a fact

Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?

That’s a hand sanitizer fact

by Hopscotch November 9, 2019