Runescape Relapse

The re-using of runescape after quiting and not playing for a long period of time.

Timmy:Hey have you seen jack?
Jason:No i think he's having a Runescape Relapse
Timmy:It took so long to get him to quit

by Serrao May 14, 2009

runescape fuck

runescape fuck is cybering(talking dirty) with some sad pathetic man or girl who cant get laid in real life.

Runescape Dude:OMG I just got runescape fucked!!!!

Friend:I don't know you anymore...

Runescape Dude:DUDE I JUST GOT LAID!!!!

Friend:OVER THE INTERNET!-walks away-

by schmexxiibexxiee June 21, 2009

Rune Job

Getting a blow job while playing Runescape.

That hooker gave me a rune job last night for 30 bucks.

by RJ Masterer August 11, 2008

Runecrafting

the most time consuming skill in Runescape, sure you can make a ton of money from it. However after you reach around 50, you'll wish you kill yourself instead of training it.

getting 99 Runecrafting requires banging on your keyboard/monitor so many times that you've already destroyed it several times over

by extreme133 May 3, 2011

Ja Ruled

To be exposed as a complete fraud and have your career ended by this, or at least lose the majority of your fanbase.

Rick Ross (the rapper) was Ja Ruled in 2008 mainly due to 50 Cent, it was found out that he was a CO in a prison and had little to no criminal record. Furthermore his "baby mama" exposed him even further. This almost completely ruined his career, thus he was "Ja Ruled".

by theexposer216 June 7, 2010

Ruined Orgasm

When a guy is masturbating, by himself, or by his partner, and keeps stopping before he ejaculates. This goes on until finaly he penis is finaly allwed to ejaculate, but the hand is pulled away and the penis has no more stimulation througout the orgasm. Its cool to watch as the penis bobs up and down as it ejaculates the semen. This leads to the guy feeling very unfufilled and his penis is usually to tired to masturbate again, so basicaly he is left with sperm all over himself and nothing to show for it.

Bill was masturbating to some dirty words on Urban Dictionary like Horny, Penis, Masturbation, Caught in the act, Wet Dream and Wild Wank, when his friends suddenly came in and grapped his hands, holding them down. They wanked him off until they saw that he was about to orgasm, then let go. The penis bobbed up and down as it shot manjuice all over Bill's chest and Bill was left naked on the floor with a ruined orgasm.

by Penisking May 24, 2009

Runescape clothing

Runescape clothing is clothing created by JaGeX LTD, which you can purchase off of their online store. It is highly recommended you never in your entire life wear these clothes or even think about buying them. They will just make your life worse. Imagine going to school with a hoodie that says "Runescape" on the front of it. How do you think your day will go? Constant insults, hell, if I saw someone wearing it I wouldn't hesitate to push them down the stairs. It's okay if you play the game, but we don't need to make it public.

You: "Hey I just bought some sweet RuneScape clothing."
Friend: "No, just no."

by Reforced May 31, 2009