rub out a qwiki

Using an iPhone or similar handheld device to immediately research a nagging piece of unknown information on Wikipedia, providing a pleasing, sometimes orgasmic, sense of relief.

After wondering about it all day, Travis finally whipped out his iPhone and proceeded to rub out a qwiki.

by Tora-chan February 15, 2010

swedish dick rub

when you rub your penis on sandpaper

Austin Shaw: hey kelly give me a swedish dick rub!
Kelly Vance: Sure thing asshole!

by SwedishDickFish69 June 14, 2010

Back rub

A back rub is usually done for someone whom has a stiff back, or just wants to relax. But in some cases a back rub can turn into something sexual and may make a mistake aka your child.

You were suppose to be a back rub

by Itsmemememememememememem ememe May 14, 2018

rub it in his face

to point out someone's mistake or failure quite crudely

teacher one to teacher two:
-this dumb-ass failed the exam again, he's so not getting promoted, I'm gonna go and rub it in his face

by ana von hindenburg October 29, 2010

Belly rub

The act of using your hand to rub your partner's belly after a good meal or just because! This is usually pleasuring for the one being rubbed.

Partner one: Oof! I'm full...
Partner two: You sound like you need some belly rubs.

by HauntingLikePenis October 13, 2016

Mustache rub

When a man tickles the womans pussy with his mustache

"I gave my wife a mean mustache rub when I was going down on her."

by Alsexx February 20, 2009

Rub Cum Stomach

The act known in many different and diverse cultures. Consisting of ejaculating onto one’s own stomach and rubing it in as if it were a moisturizer instead of cleaning it off.

Tyler: pass the Kleenex, I busted a fat nut.
Mitchell: Ew who uses Kleenex, try the Rub Cum Stomach.
Tyler: Ok, *rubs in cum*

by Mitchells Gay March 6, 2018