rubs

sucks
when something horrible happens
Person 1: My car broke down!
Person 2: Man that rubs!
by justgivemeaname May 27, 2005
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Rub

to rub the back of someone's neck really hard, when they have done or said something stupid. You must call "rub" before you can take action. If someone says "no-rub" before you say "rub" then you can't rub them.
Kelly: How many letters are in the alphabet?
Terri: Rub

Kelly: How many letters are in the alphabet? No rub!
by KeiKei May 09, 2006
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Rub

A special kind of sexual act where someone is pleasured simply by being slowly rubbed or carressed across their body
"Oi James is this the rubbing room?" "Yeah come on give me a cheeky rub" "RUB"
by liquidass99 May 08, 2016
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Rubbing

What’s going on with Flo and Bob rubbing those butts together with their tails lifted.
by MayDayMeh June 24, 2018
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The Rub

What's your favorite method for jerking off? For me, it's something I like to call "the rub".
Though not as popular as other methods, when done correctly "the rub" can really be quite satisfying. "The rub" is where, instead of pumping away like the typical jerk off technique you see all the time, you rub the head of your penis back and forth across your lower abdomen.
One of the key differences between pumping and "the rub" is that your dick, hand, and stomach all need to be bone dry. You may need to keep a kleenex or two handy to dry up sweat and precum.
I recommend that any guy who has never tried "the rub" before give it a go and report back on how you liked it.
dude, i totally tried "The Rub" last night
by KMC- September 08, 2005
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tuck and rub

Joe: She better give me a tuck and rub when I check out
Mike: what?
Joe: a tuck and rub? Yeah no idea, heard it in a YouTube video.

Mike: well I want one too!

Cashier: your total is $14.67.
Joe: thanks

Cashier: have a good day

Joe: now I’m upset.
Mike: You’re upset cause you didn’t get something that you don’t know of.
Joe: yes.
Mike: sounds about right.
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Penny Rubbing

1.) To use one's pointy finger (digitus secundus) and middle finger (digitus medius) in a rubbing manner with the thumb to attend to one's genitals.

2.) The money gesture, only done with the meatus of the penis in the middle.

- Penny Rubbing is primarily done outside of the pants or from within a pocket.
Yo Rob! Quit PENNY RUBBING while you're cooking dinner.

As Rob listened to his girlfriend mindlessly dribble, he was penny rubbing, allowing proper aeration and ventilation to the folds of his scrotum.
by Rob....? Later. October 19, 2011
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