rowing boat

A slow motion version of a motorboat.

Mr A: "Hey man, have you seen the Tartan Asia Extreme film Thirst?"
Dr B: "Yeah, I loved the rowing boat bit!"
Mr A: "Oh right, at the lake?"
Dr B: "er... no... during the sex scene..."

by DrJonas March 4, 2010

rowing coach

An evil person who enjoys seeing his crew in pain. Directs towers to wake up at 4am and row in the freezing cold and in any condition and feel pain all over (especially on ergos) for the sake of him winning a pennant. Rowing coaches usually sit in tinnies rigged up while watching his crew freeze to death for pleasure.

The rowing coach wants us to come get on the water at 4 tomorrow

by Robert john April 26, 2015

Rowing the boat

Slang term for female masturbation. Male equivalent is beat your meat.

Melissa: Cathy, what the fuck are you doing here?
Cathy: Uh, I was just uh...uh... rowing the boat, if you know what I mean...
Melissa: Gross!

by E hates Q February 14, 2021

rowing girls

probably some of the best girls out there. they’re cute asl and know how to have a good time. their hands might be ugly from their blisters but boys think that the rest of themselves are CaRZy hawt (;

person 1: yo what sport does that girl play
person 2: she’s a rowing girl, man, how the heck did you not know. you can tell by how thiccc she is...come on man *smh*
person 1: you right, you right rowing girls are hawt asl

by Yummy tummy December 23, 2018

rowing machine and stairmaster

A term for a manual transmission in an automobile, with the rowing machine being the gearshift and the stairmaster being the clutch pedal.

"This is gonna be the last BMW M5 with the rowing machine and stairmaster!"

Most cars sold in Europe use the rowing machine and stairmaster.

by NuttyJ January 12, 2006

rowing the boat

slang for having sex

Nate and Rebecca were always rowing the boat

by matt April 1, 2004

rowing a boat

Jerking off two guys at the same time.

Tyler was in that circle jerk last night rowing a boat.

by Bill Hilly October 9, 2013