rounding the coroner

As you are wheeled through the morgue, passing the doctor who is filling out "Covid-19" as your cause of death.

Having believed that the coronavirus was 'under control", that it would "disappear like magic", that wearing masks was for liberal wimps and that we were "rounding the corner", you were in fact only rounding the coroner. Under 'pre-existing condition' he filled in "believing a president who cared about no one but himself and nothing but his self-aggrandizement".

by Monkey's Dad November 15, 2020

Rounding the Horn

The act of politely declining, avoiding or otherwise steering clear of the African horn when confronted with its formidable size and power ostensibly so as not to appear racist.

... " Ladies of good standing shall be well advised to adhere strictly to the policy of Rounding the Horn of Africa should it be offered , deny it, snub it slap it's purple swollen face. Rebuke and refuse it's rude and rampant advances costs, for ones honour may well be at stake, whilst remaining mindful of the consequences for international relations."

by The Marquis of Bath November 27, 2020

runking around

when one is horsing and they are being a real pain in the bloomers. also a synonym for enjoying a trampoline park.

Bob Sagy was being a real stickler when he was runking around and knocking over kids

by Bob Sagy January 9, 2022

Rourking out

When rk has a meltdown

Yo rourke wanna come town?

Rourke: stop fuckin bellin me man your so fuckin annoying ah man just fuck off man

Sam: stop rourking out man

by Yourmomcreaks December 6, 2023

Roaking

A way of masturbation for guys , shoving a pen in the pee hole before their juices come out and spinning the pen while its in it , it starts to gain pressure as the juice is trying to come out , it will then shoot out like a rocket ship.

Bro i tried roaking and it flew so high up!

by OAELER April 28, 2024

Rounding

The act of playing poker in multiple locations throughout a city. This is a reference to one of the greatest poker movies of all time "Rounders" a film released in 1998, starring Matt Damon and Edward Norton).

Bro, Bro, Bro, you are a young man, you should be working out, advancing your career, and rounding on weekends.

by dckeys May 31, 2025

rounding they butt

thee action of binge eating with the hope and intent of round they butt

a inspiring use of this term could be
"who up rounding they butt"

by tame in pickle December 2, 2025