A wannabe cowboy who wears their boots over their pants, thus showing their ignorance of the purpose of the boots. They are more concerned with showing off how expensive their boots are, than practicality. (You wear your pants over your boots to keep snow, mud, and shit out of them.)
A man who devotes excessive energy to avoiding being judged homosexual, thus unwittingly demonstrating his own insecurity with regard to his sexual orientation. Derived from the device used by (among others) prisoners who do not wish to bend over in the shower.
A: Lee could be a serious competitive swimmer if he didn't insist on swimming in those massive military shorts.
B: That's typical, he's a total soap-on-a-roper.
When you are learning calf roping, you can accidentally snap the calf’s neck with your rope. Goats are less valuable than calves, so a goat-roper is a novice who is required to practice on goats. (I learned this in Lubbock, Texas, back in 1977.)
Yes, I know he does a lot of repair work for folks in the neighborhood, but as far as I’m concerned, he’s no more than a goat roper.
A singer/somgwriter for many christian bands including Roper, Brave Saint Saturn, Exhumator, and most famously, Five Iron Frenzy. He has also guest starred on Showbread's album "No Sir, Nihilism Is Not Practical". He is known for his quirky sense of humor and devout following of the Christian faith.
While having intercourse with a woman in labor and the child is crowning, proceed to wrap the umbilical chord around the child's neck while you continue to thrust.