robber emoji

An extremely real emoji that EVERYONE REMEMBERS that apparently never existed... people are theorising that it was just from “Bitlife” legit never played Bitlife

This definition also applies to the person hiking emoji and the person skiing emoji

WHERE DID THEY GO, OR IF THEY TRULY NEVER EXISTED, WHY DO I REMEMBER THEMMMMM!!!!?!?

Hey you remember that robber emoji, yeah? ITS NOT FUCKING REAL!!!

by Dickmynarybitches August 12, 2020

charmed robbery

to obtain goods or sevices purley on the basis off looks and being a cunning linguist!!!!

the shopkeeper wanted £300 for the wetsuit i paid him compliments not cash and walked out with suit for £190 little did he know he had just been subject to a charmed robbery!

by spudguncat April 8, 2010

Bread Robber

A person whose appearance resembles that of a 16th century peasant. Often characterised by having eyes too far apart with wild, straw-like hair. Had they been born in the appropriate century they would have made a living stealing bread and committing other petty crimes of the day.

The kind of person who would make a cracking extra in any Robin Hood film.

Do you remember that guy at the car boot sale last week? He was a proper bread robber him.

by Asthmatic Mule April 22, 2015

Bathroom Bank Robber

When entering a public bathroom and the stink is so bad from some asshole that you have to pull your undershirt over your nose like an Old West bank robber.

Happens a lot in Corporate America where some jackass has eaten their rotten pig anus for lunch and then proceeds to expel the vile remains without using a Courtesy Flush.

"Christ the toilet smelled horrible but I had to piss so bad I couldn't go anywhere else. Then I remembered the Bathroom Bank Robber"

by Shickey Mickey April 17, 2012

I Got Robbed!

Phrase that really means I Got Fucked or the previous person that worked on this really fucked things up. Used to describe former co-workers that left projects in a royal mess and as the days and weeks go by after they left, each one of these landmines come up and bite you in the ass. You can identify a potential "Rob" before they leave if you overhear their conversation with customers include things like: "What happened was...".

Customer: My electrical gear didn't show up at the job site-when will it be ere?
Sales engineer: What gear and who are you with?
Hangup
Sales engineer: "I Got Robbed!"

by Leftover Meatloaf September 19, 2013

Broke a robber

When someone drops a dumbbell on your eye

When Abossy was lifting he broke a robber.

by Redneckfarmerboy35 March 7, 2017

Rite Aid Robber

Along time ago in 2016 Zach robbed a local Rite Aid and stole a track phone. Recently he has been seen with his accomplices Squeaky and Hendry.

Rite Aid Robber must of stole your track phone

by New Cumberland February 10, 2018