Roadkill Supper

roadkill supper is roadkill that someone (a hobo most likely) peeled off the street and brought home to his box and shopping cart grilled it so the smell of corpse is amplified because it’s burning, and then proceeds to eat it.

As we drove passed the dump it smelled like a roadkill supper.

by JoZ$ February 3, 2021

roadkill tire pussy

during p.m.s, when the girl doesnt shave for about 3 days, the hair when its real short and bloody

i dont like that roadkill tire pussy.

by tony cernuto January 6, 2007

Roadkill-Safari

Driving across a street with lots of animals that have been struck and killed by motor vehicles.

Yo bro! Yesterday I was on a Roadkill-Safari. I even saw Bambi, tho!

by Danny Mallory December 29, 2013

roadkill sandwich

A roadkill sandwich is lettuce, mayo, Wonder Bread and roadkill of your choice.

It's surprisingly delicious.

After running over the rotting possum, Uncle Frank made a luscious roadkill sandwich.

by scodder April 5, 2010

roadkill dress-up

(n) The practice of utilizing a car trunk stocked up on baby clothes at garage sales during summer to dress up dead animals killed by other motorists.

Considered a form of community service in the state of Michigan due to the increased urgency with which other motorists will then report the roadkill.

These things get cleaned up faster when they look human.

We intended to spend next weekend's roadtrip playing roadkill dress-up, but knew that this weekend we'd first have to stock up on supplies at garage sales.

by E. B. DeKalb March 14, 2012

roadkill whore

A trashy girl who gets DP every week, and dresses like A slut.

“Yo, did you see Bryce’s side chick? Something was not right about her.”
“Oh bro, that’s a roadkill whore, he probably picked her up at that one alleyway strip bar in midtown.”

by Sof59bff December 16, 2017

Blow roadkill

Some people are so disgusting, that you suspect that they would sexually abuse dead animals.

He was so low down he would blow roadkill!

by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2016