The Lord of the Rings

One of the most successful trilogies of all time, in the forms of literature and film. It chronicles the parallel adventures of Frodo Baggins, and Aragorn, Heir of Gondor.

For some reason, people on UrbanDictionary.com feel that they have to compare this trilogy to J.K. Rowling's seven-part book/movie series Harry Potter

The Lord of the Rings should have swept every single Oscar.

by Jon February 7, 2004

ringsting

A sharp stinging pain that targets the anus. Caused by spicy food, a shit too large for the rectum to handle comfortably or from bum sex.

Sweet Jesus, I'm at the highest level on the ol' pain spectrum I've jus come down with a case of fucking ringsting on me rectum.

by Ringsting February 26, 2008

Red Rings Of Death

Microsoft's way of saying, "Your 360 is offically fucked"

"Dude my 360 got the Red Rings of Death"
"Well your fucked"

by Rrod box July 1, 2008

Lynah Rink

Home of the vaunted Cornell Men's Hockey team. Famous for its raucous environment and diehard fans. See Lynah Faithful

Where all other hockey teams go to lose

by boot February 21, 2005

Ice Rink

A small segment of Canadian territory. Popular location where individuals often come to receive temporary Canadian citizenship while engaging in violence over 6 oz of vulcanized rubber (their second-most valuable asset. See Stanley Cup for the most valuable asset.) See also hockey.

Whenever Ice run buck nekkid through the snow, Ice Rink.

by Chris M. April 23, 2003

Rinku

One who is uncharacteristically brilliant and uncommonly charismatic.

In a town full of plain janes Kiana was definitely a Rinku.

by uh ... rinku March 30, 2005

Close Ranks

When you see a group of girls and you approach to spit game, but they ignore you or turn hostile and don't allow you to approach them.

Me to friends: Look at that group of chicks over at the bar. Let's go spit some game.

Friends to me: I wouldn't bother. They'll probably close ranks as soon as they see you walking toward them.

by Hearshotkid_2113 August 24, 2018