Bell Ringing

Holding and wanting to take a shit so bad to a point were its crowning.

Two guys hiking in the woods. Guy 1 with a haste.

Guy 1: I got a bell ringing.

Guy 2: Lucky you brought some toilet paper.

by jagaimothebandit November 16, 2010

Ringing in the New Year

This one is great because it works for both same sex and cross gender relationships. Ringing in the New Year refers to when two lovers, upon getting married, decide in lieu of wedding bands to simultaneously insert a finger into each others' rectum.

The newlyweds celebrated their marriage by Ringing in the New Year together.

by nasty dan December 31, 2009

Rinding

Sexual practise in which the female swallows a piece of bacon rind which is threaded onto a piece of string so that at the point of ejaculation for the man, he can pull the rind out of her throat causing her to gag and her abdominal muscles to constrict, squeezing his penis mmmmmlovely mmmm lovely.

markus hoft loves to rind the ladies

by Farmer Fife August 30, 2004

ringing doorbells

When you push a girls nipples and say DING DONG

Female: He was ringing doorbells
Female 2: i wish my man would ring my doorbells

by Phillip Marine March 5, 2014

rinkxing

A beautiful type of fish which is known for its large love of cheese and pie.

Oh you nearly look as handsome as the almighty RinkXing!

by Uncle Sam November 6, 2004

Peach Ringing

The sport of sucking Peach Ring candies until they are sticky and then throwing, and sticking them to cars.

Me and and they guys had a glorious time peach ringing cars last night

by Chris Barr November 12, 2007

Runking

Having sexual intercourse with a bearded man in the woods... flannel optional but preferred.

Hooking up with a lumber-jack on his lunch break: "man, you lumber-jacks are really good at runking". Runking with a mountain man is like having sex with a pine tree: you come out all scratched up from the fur. Al Borland + Runking = flannel babies.

by ktk85 September 25, 2010