Ridgely Middle School

The dumbest fucking middle school ever. Ridgely is so fucking depressing and the principles suck ass. The sad thing is that Ridgely is nice compared to other middle schools in the area, which is fucking crazy. Kids at this school are wanna be stoners and rich bitchy whores who in fact aren’t actually whores because everything they claim to have done didn’t actually happen. There are also a couple of teachers that might actually be addicted to coke.

Bitch: *breaths*
James: You go to Ridgely Middle School don’t you😑
Bitch: Yah! How’d you know?
James: Just a guess🙄

by OMFGeveryhandleisalreadyused April 28, 2019

Ringle

Shortening of the phrase "reason I'm single." Used to describe reasons why an awesome single girl thinks she can't get a boyfriend.

I puked while giving him a blowjob...ringle.

Woke up with an empty bag of Doritos and a hunk of cheese in my bed...ringle.

He saw my TiVo of all the Nora Roberts Lifetime movies...ringle.

Choosing Taco C over the guy in the bar...ringle.

by All the Ringle Ladies August 22, 2010

Ringette

Ringette! Its one of the best sports in the world! Its nothing like Hockey.. yes it is on ICE! but yet totally different! Its Faster then hockey! takes more skill then hockey! and is just better! :D There are many rules../pass over the blue lines/ No body checking/ can't go in the crease/ Only three aload past the ringette line form each team!/ Ect... Yes i know its not in the oylimpics.. thats just because it is not WORLDWIDE..(Yet)..but it still is a sport no matter what! A awesome on at that!

Ringette Girls Rock!

-If ringette were EASY they would call it Hokey!
-All i need is ringette!
-I am more then just a pretty face i PLAY Ringette!

by Ringette4Life March 20, 2009

Charlie Rangel

1. A Democrat who represents New York's 15th district and is the chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee.

2. An unethical hypocrite who demands everyone else pay through the nose in taxes, yet dodges them himself. Failed to report income from rental properties, lived in rent-subsidized apartments while claiming his Washington DC home as his primary residence for tax purposes, and gave 2.8 billion of our money to Diageo to make rum in the US Virgin Islands, among other things.

Person 1: Why do the Democrats stick up for Charlie Rangel?

Person 2: Because they are corrupt scumbags who protect their own. They're fine with politicians breaking the law, as long as they're fellow Democrats. But if they're Republicans, then it's unacceptable.

by Dems really suck October 10, 2009

ringer stinger

a particularly painfull shit, as it leaves your anus ring stinging.

that curry i ate last night was too spicy, i took a ringer stinger this morning.

by leo July 30, 2003

Ringling Bros

1. A threesome with two guys and a girl, in which the girl is in an unusual position, like that of a contortionist in a Ringling Brothers circus. It is the Eiffel Tower's weird cousin.

2. A threesome with a weird/freakish looking girl.

Dude, Lars and I brought back this freak from the bar. When we found out how flexible she was we totally ringling brosed her.

When Ben and I saw a bearded lady in Mexico, we slammed a bottle of Jack and ringling brosed her. Fucking crazy night.

by TheSwineFloutist May 1, 2009

ringled

To be extremely high after smoking marijuana.

I'm fucking ringled!

by Miss Lamb June 20, 2009