Last Chance Ranch

This is a state where she has made up her mind and she IS leaving you. She's actually giving you one more last public performance to show your craziness. This will undeniably prove to everybody you know mutually that she is 101% justified for leaving you.

So I heard Theresa's taking you back at the last chance ranch, I really hope that you don't fuck it up for yourself . That would be a damn shame, I mean she is the prettiest girl that you're ever going to get...

by Ranchgirls December 18, 2020

Urban Rescue Ranch

A ranch in Texas home to many rescued animals including a Kangaroo, 3 Rheas, and an Opossum.

The Urban Rescue Ranch is based and Christpilled

by AlabamaAlabama April 10, 2022

Rich Piana

The greatest natural bodybuilder in history.

Rich Piana is my favorite natty bodybuilder.

by 霸氣屁孩 September 5, 2015

hick rich

Deeply in debt but ostentatious. Spending money on things like large trucks and boats.

He's in debt for his truck and waverunners, he's hick rich.

by Mike Gainer August 12, 2005

Roddy Ricch

An awsome rapper who beat Justin Beiber.

Roddy Ricch's The Box is the #1 song on the charts right now!

by Yeetolicious March 2, 2020

Rich Dad

An unscrupulous advertisement scheme selling the idea that a rich and successful man, out of the goodness of his heart, wants to help everybody else become just as rich as him.

Sucker: Hey rich dad seminars are coming to town! You coming along?

Smarter Person: HELL NO! If he's so rich why does he need to hock those BS seminars? First seminar is free... then comes the hard up sell. Not to mention he's probably phishing for personal info. He makes his bucks from the suckers that get hooked into his scheme.

Sucker: Oh... shit! I'm so stupid and greedy that I didn't think before I bought into his scam hook, line, and sinker...

by Eddy September 4, 2009

call in rich

To "call in rich" is to not show up to work because you're senior enough and/or so well vested and rolling in old company dough that nobody really cares what you do.

"Where's whats-his-name today? He was supposed to be in my meeting."

"No idea. I think he's around, but I haven't seen him..."

"I sure wish that I could call in rich, too."

by butterlobster August 4, 2009