riffing

1. talking via stream-of-consciousness thinking
2. freeform talk
3. first-derivative talking

I sat down to write you a letter and then picked up the tape recorder and just "riffed" 'til the batteries deflated.

by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

Rife

Verb
To become extremely intoxicated to the point where one unconsciously vomits and defecates on his or her self.

Tim: no way! He Rifed himself!

by Bkiss04 June 9, 2020

piss rifle

The piss induced erection men wake up with,usualy after a few beers the night before.Second only to diamond in atomic rigidness it is impossible to bend down towards the toliet bowl for a hit and miss,forcing men to go walking the plank.
AKA: Dawn Horn,Morning Root,etc

Jesus christ,put that thing away you pervy little fuck!!

Sorry Mum,these boxers weren't built for piss rifles.

by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004

ripfest

A party or any event where a wobblypop is consumed.

We went to the ripfest and had way too many wobblypops.

by Son_of_LB May 24, 2005

riff ghetto

Ghetto ass

That one hoe Shell-B is a riff ghetto bitch.

by Tryston chicken bits May 23, 2016

riffmeister

A person that has mastered the art of guitar riffing

Guy 1: "Have you heard Jon Schaffer?!"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, that dude is a total riffmeister"

by lullow December 10, 2015

Meat Rifle

another word for penis, cock, schlong, or any other dick reference you can think of

want me to shoot you with my meat rifle ?

by Peter, Matt, Cameron December 9, 2008