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Ricer

a person who modifies a vehicle for looks with really bad taste, and no performance.
example of a ricer would be anyone who modifies a vehicle with really bad paint job, mismatched colored interior, and exterior. for performance, the cat is taken out, or just has an exhuast tip instead of an actual full exhaust, the springs are clipped to lower it, and has really bad camber.

sentence1: that ricer thinks his car looks good, but no one seems to like it.

sentence2: that ricer has no knowledge on cars.
by bob November 17, 2003
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RICERS

Trend-following wannabes who add lots of badly made aftermarket parts to their Japanese imports in an attempt to make said import look fast. These people are usually teenagers mired in the suburbian quagmire that are forced to make their cars "custom" by doing the same thing all their ignorant little friends do. Note that none of the modifications commonly done by these idiots actually improves the car in any way.
Girl 1: Oh, look at that ricer, his car is so cute!

Girl 2: Yeah, almost as cute as his tiny little nuts
by Jesus September 23, 2003
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Ricer

Rice stands for "Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements".

A ricer is someone who owns a car, usually with about 120hp, but thinks a body kit, rims, airplane wing, fart can, stickers, decals, ect will make the car fast because it will look fast. Ricers believe that adding tacky body mods will somehow get them pussy and give them 400hp to the wheels. Ricers are usually stuck-up white kids who fall for marketing schemes from magazines and "import performance" websites, mezmorized by the pictures of bodykits and big fart cans, and believing the "dyno proven 100hp gains" written in the product descriptions.
Ricer buys 120hp Civic because hes broke.

Ricer watches Fast and the Furious and wants 500hp to the wheels and some pussy.

Ricer buys an import magazine and sees a body kit that gains him 200hp "dyno proven".

Ricer buys the body kit but hes too lazy to paint it the color of his Civic, but he puts it on anyway.

Ricer revs his fart can at girls and they laugh.

Ricer trys to race a 350Z and loses the $500 bet because he did the "math" and thought he had 537hp and would win, i guess not.

Ricer hangs himself because he fails at life.
by psykadabra October 16, 2009
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richter

(adj.) 1. Totally awesome, moving, groundbreaking
2. Earth-shattering, beyond any measurement on the "Richter Scale"

Often coupled with "Bro." (Richter, bro.)
Dude, our spring break was fucking RICHTER, BRO!

- After my friend banged her out, I sucked on her titties.
- Dude, richter.
by michaelbam March 23, 2007
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Ricer Pipe

An exhaust pipe on a car in which the circumference of the pipe is ridiculously large and obnoxiously loud and high-pitched. The sound consists of how a turbocharged weed wacker would sound. Usually found on older Japanese cars, or "ricer" cars in general.
Hey man, look how that dude thinks his car is fast with his ricer pipe. What a shame.
by Alex8275 July 16, 2014
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Joey Richter

Charismatic, talented young actor most known for his portrayal of Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter fan-parody and Youtube sensation, "A Very Potter Musical." He can also be seen in the Starkid production of "Me and My Dick" playing himself, Joey Richter, as a young boy going through puberty with the help of his out-of-control genitalia. His latest youtube appearances are in the short film Camp Chapel, as well as the sequel to A Very Potter Musical-A Very Potter Sequel. Joey is currently attending college at the University of Michigan, where he’s a part of a student-run organization called basement arts. You can follow Joey on Twitter.
by SharpOfWit August 2, 2010
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ricer exuse

Blaming something else (besides the fact that your car is slow) for the reason you lost a race.
my clutch was slipping, I missed 2nd, my tires are bald, my boost was on low setting, I have bad KR, etc...
by TJ February 19, 2004
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