Salty Robson

A cum-soaked sock (often mutiple use) that has been forgotten and left to ferment

My left shoe feels funny . . . Fuck, I'm wearing a Salty Robson.

by turtle_pornography June 1, 2016

pabst blue ribbon

Pabst Blue Ribbion is The Number one choice for punk rockers and Pirates. the beer is cheap but wonderful and has a special way of reminding you the next day as you pee out of youre butt. None the less this brew can only be described as gods piss.

what kind of beer do pirates drink?
P. B. ARRRRRRRRRR!
hahah pabst blue ribbon rules!

by Captain Sam October 5, 2005

Red Ribbon Army

The Red Ribbon Army is an army in the dragonball series, dedicated to finding the dragonballs and taking over the world. Initially, it is assumed that the red ribbon army's commander, commander red, was going to use the dragonballs to take over the world, however he has his own selfish ambitions and wants to be tall as a mountain, to overcome his short size. His subordinate Colonel Black, after hearing this, turns on the commander and shoots him in the head.

Dr. Gero worked behind the scenes after the army's defeat, and created Android 17, Android 18, and Cell, for the purpose of taking revenge.

The Red Ribbon Army is annihilated by Goku while searching for the dragonballs to revive Upa's father, Bora.

by kyle.biddle January 14, 2011

Ribbon

Widely used slang for a females genitalia - vagina

Mate i'm not coming to meet you out I'm chasing ribbon tonight..

by Pauly Li July 16, 2010

gedunk ribbon

Navy slang for a National Defense Ribbon.

Everyone who serves during wartime gets a gedunk ribbon, whether they saw combat or not.

by dandi May 30, 2006

Pabst Blue Ribbon

1. The Best-cheap beer in the world; Well known Punk-Rock beer. Also known as PBR.

2. Yum

I took my last $10 and bought a shit load of Pabst Blue Ribbon!

by Shannon The Greatest February 6, 2007

Pabst Blue Ribbon

1. n. The only beer that makes you feel as though you're looking the devil straight in the face upon cracking open the first can of the evening. It is a little-known fact that in the play "Faust", Mephistopheles is, in fact, summoned by the protagonist's opening of a can of Pabst.

Excessive consumption of Pabst Blue Ribbon, can, in fact, lead to a hedonistic and sanctimonious mental state known as "the Pabst state" (see below).

Example sentence: "Let's get wasted on Pabst Blue Ribbon and kill some strippers!"

2. adj. Pabst. (folk-etymology, back-formation of past-participial form of the (non-existent) verb "to Pabs") Pertaining to the resultant mental state of having consumed too much Pabst Blue Ribbon. People in the Pabst state often find themselves involved in the following activities (seemingly without being able to provide an explanation, no less):

-Killing strippers
-Passing out in ditches
-Drinking said beer in abandoned buildings and graveyards
-Hitting on unattractive members of the opposite sex
-Dancing and (consequently) vomiting (often at the same time)
-Getting into arguments about who found that hot new underground indie-rock band first
-Not doing laundry
-Making inappropriate cellphone calls at 3 in the morning (see drunk-dial)
-Procrastinating
-Passing out
-Writing long-winded definitions for the word "Pabst" on urbandictionary.com

Example sentence: "Dude, I'm totally Pabst right now."

Here is a dialogue from the 1986 film "Blue Velet" exemplifying the Pabst Blue Ribbon Mentality (note: Frank Booth is played by Dennis Hopper):

Frank Booth: What kind of beer do you like to drink, neighbor?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Heineken.
Frank Booth: Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

by Kevin Gould May 12, 2008