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Retards

Every person on the fucking urban dictionary. First of all, touch some fucking grass you degenerate.
Urban dictionary is full of retards, incels, and fucking idiots. Dw im autistic i can say retard
by women> May 24, 2022
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Two retards arguing

Two people who go on a full-on debate over a very minor issue.
Macdougall: wow look at Nicolas and Patrick over there yelling at eachother.
MacDermot : wow, talk about two retards arguing
by Balls McBallsface January 8, 2022
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the RETARDS at guitar.com

my overrated bands section of my sub pf

jimi Hendrix- He defines overrated. His boring guitar tone, bad vocals and sub par guitar playing somehow make it past the critics, who praise him as original, inventive, unique, influential, talented and a musical genius. He's not. All he did was speed up already bad blues music added some distortion and there you have it, Jimi Hendrix. He admitted he was a bad singer, so there's nothing to point out there. He was not a skilled guitar player, everything he played sounded the same and it all blurs together. Sure he has some good moments, but most musicians do. Most of his playing is sloppy and it all blurs together into one big, boring blues re-hash.

Nirvana- Kurt Cobain was NOT a guitar master, he didn't write paticularly meaningful lyrics, he did not re-invent rock music, they are not the greatest band of the 90s. His playing was sloppy in the studio, and absolutely terrible live. He was constantly on drugs and his music shows it. His voice was terrible, grating and very studio-altered. Pick up a Nirvana bootleg to hear what he really sounded like. Sloppy and out of tune. His lyrics only made sense to him, it's stupid to see so many different analyzations of them. Chances are they are just random heroin-induced ramblings.

Led Zeppelin- Oh man, these guys define overrated. Everyone says they are the birth of metal. Wrong. Black Sabbath is, and definately a better band. Zeppelin songs all sound the same, the guitar playing doesn't have "feeling". Screwing up doesn't make your solo emotional. Put down the bottle and learn to play. John Bonham wasn't a good drummer either. He wasn't bad, but he always gets too much praise. Robert Plant is also a terrible singer. He's got a weak, thin voice and he constantly misses the notes. Unacceptable. "Stairway to Heaven" is boring and way too long.

oh yeah, and radiohead owns

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noone mentioned Soundgarden as sucking, so this thread is still ok by me..

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Avril Lavigne isn't bad

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Atreyu kicks ass

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Dave Matthews Band, simply amazing Matthews does a wonderful job arranging his songs and they do not sound the same and he does play a lot more than a few chords. His drummer Carter Beuford is an amazing drummer who can "tear up" any metal drummer because he can play a lot more than a simple rock beat with a pounding double bass. Vionlinist genious as well as the saxophone player.

Tom Morello isn't the rock and roll savior yes and i'm not a big rage against the machine fan. But his playing with effects is what made him original and different. I'd like to see you try and use your guitar to make it sound like a scratch pad.

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would agree that hendrix is overrated. he simply played blues that was up way too loud.

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Led Zepplin sucks balls.

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I don't mind My Chemical Romance

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The Retards Gambit

The Retard's Gambit is when you hop into a game of ranked Leagued Of Legends and you seemingly get one of the worst fucking players you will ever meet ever in your team (especially high chances of happening in lower elos)
Guy: How was your ranked game bro?
Guy who got hit by The Retards Gambit: Yeah dude it sucked I got hit by The Retard's Gambit
by TheCockBuster July 15, 2020
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walking retards

when there is two people on a pavement walking towards each other

as you and the other person are getting nearer, you start moving to the side, unfortunatly the other person is going to the same side as u, both of u then end up moving about to the other side at exactly the same time which means the obvious will happen, u end up walking into each other in an awkward hug like shape
person1: ha them 2 have just walked into each other
person2: walking retards!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 11, 2009
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retardsionship

A type of relationship that men or usually women are in where neither person is happy, yet they remain together.
Jennifer is in a retardsionship and none of her friends can figure out why.
by Creve January 30, 2010
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Varsity Retards

Big nice looking boobs. The opposite of giant flap jack tits with nipples the size of yarmulkes.
Look at the Varsity Retards on that hosehound, I could definitely spend some time with those.
by clarksd September 20, 2008
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