Retarius

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What are you a Retarius

by Retarius March 8, 2017

Retardis

when a piece of supposedly cutting edge technology designed to help you fails to act in the appropriate manner causing frustration and annoyance.

I set my new wireless Alarm clock this morning and it never went off

Dude that alarm clock is retardis.

by Culchie_giant November 6, 2010

Scremus Retardis Kerenis

A special type of the (Homo Sapiens Sapiens) also known as the modern human, this specimen has a limited vocabulary, only being capable of speaking words like "refund, manager, and free", while being able to parrot some other words. They are an extremely demanding specimen who are ill mannered, short tempered and are best kept at a safe distance, and anyone unfortunate enough to encounter them in the wild should make sure to keep a good distance from them if possible. Should you be unlucky enough to encounter one while possessing a job in the service industry, the best way to deal with them is to follow your training, remaining calm at all times and if the situation doesn’t sort itself, get backup from a manager.

*Karen at the clothes store*
Karen: I have a 50% off coupon for this, * hands over coupon*.
Cashier: I’m sorry Miss, but this coupon is only valid for Men’s wear at full price which would make this more expensive than this already is, since this is at a 60% clearance sale, in addition this coupon expired last week.
Karen: But I couldn’t make it last week so I called to ask if it could be extended and I got a yes to that.
Cashier: Well I’m sorry but we can’t give extensions without a managers approval.
*Karen gets frustrated and starts screaming at the cashier that she needs this at 110% off, and makes a big scene. A couple of customers behind her, an Aussie with his bird as well as his best friend stands in line watching the commotion unfold*
Aussie: Hey, that Karen looks a lot like a Scremus Retardis Kerenis right?
Best friend: Yeah, I didn’t think I’d be able to see one in the wild, it’s amazing how she can actually act like that, I would’ve died of embarrassment if my wife acted like that.

by Mikkebak July 24, 2021

Retardiculous

A mashup of "retarded" and "ridiculous" meaning the subject is so stupid and silly that it hurts.

Soulja Boy's new video is so retardiculous I almost cried.

by Dysphoriawithcookies February 26, 2008

retardious

The combination of retarded and hilarious

Dude, you're freakin retardious....

by Stephen b. November 10, 2004

Retardtitis

The situation when a girl tries talking to a guy who is attracted to her but the guy looses to ability to think of what to say or do leaving the guy stood there and not speaking, resulting in the girl walking away and loosing all chances of anything happening.

Guy1: Girl has just tried talking to me but couldn't think of somthing to say.
Guy2: Your suffering from retardtitis.

by Kevg January 28, 2009

Retarditis

(Retard-i-tis) 1 out of 3 humans have this disease. Retarditis is caused by multiple reasons, like being dropped on your head as a child, using way to many drugs which eliminate a persons brain cells.
Ways to spot Retarditis is

1 people who do stupid things multiple times a day.
2 people with learning and speak problems.
3 people who go to public places and act like a mentaly handicapped person.

Dave, "I think that kid on that short school bus has retarditis"

Look at my retarded friends, they got retarditis

by rjcrjc May 11, 2011