retardican

A person who shares the beliefs of the republican party but never votes. Usually of above average intelligence the retardican is a tax paying American citizen that hates seeing their hard earned money spent by idiots in Washington to buy the votes of lazy Welfare recipients living off the government tit. See communism, Powerball Obama

Mike is a retardican, he is constantly talking about how much money congress is wasting but never does anything about it- LIKE FRICKING VOTE TARD!!!!!!!!

by SheilaPrince September 5, 2009

Retardican

Republicans in general but especially the ones that voted 4 W. both times, don't believe in evolution, and do believe the world is only 6,000 years old

Sarah Palin is a Total Retardican

by Belial7809 December 28, 2008

retardical question

A play on the phrase rhetorical question, a retardical question is a question so stupid, it leaves the people being asked speechless, and unable to answer with even a sarcastic response. A retardical question has such stupefying power,it can leave an entire room in a confused daze, and, in written form, can kill as many brain cells as aerosol or a Miley Cyrus song.

Dude 1: What did you put in answer for number 9?

Dude 2: You mean "name something flat? I put pancakes, tortillas, Earth....
Dude 1: Wait what?! Earth?
Dude 2: Yeah it's flat right? That's what people say.

Dude 1 is so stunned by this retardical question he is unable to speak, or move, and has to be taken to the school nurse.

by KrispyDymond February 4, 2018

Retardlicans

Another word for boomer or boomer-mindset Republicans who believe that abortion is a sin to all, gay is bad, Muslims bad, Jews bad, minorities bad, climate change isn’t real, and other shit that is stereotypically but truthfully linked to Republicanism.

Did you hear what Marjorie Taylor Green said?
Yeah, no wonder she’s one of those Retardlicans.

by Deepthroatfriedonastick May 2, 2022

Retardical

Retardical means something that is soo retarded! It is something or an act of some kind that is extremely stupid, retarded, idiototic, ridciulous, dumb, etc.

retarded stupid retardical idiototic ridciulous dumb

by JL<>Loove July 31, 2010

retardicon

a retarded robot or retarded computer

Nerd 1: The Monitor fro the Halo series is a retardicon

Nerd 2: totally

by mojitoman December 28, 2007

retardocan

A name for an individual who claims the Republican party.

That Stan voted for George Bush what a retardocan.

by Donnie2Light July 10, 2009