sexual relations

Interactions involving sexual behavior with another person, or other people including, kissing, petting, humping, making out, sex, anal sex, oral sex, rimming, t bagging, fucking, licking, hickeys, sucking.

Wow is that girl president of the celibacy club? Clearly not because shes having sexual relations with that random guy!

by Celibategirl March 18, 2009

Gestational Slavery

The condition of being pregnant against one’s will generally because abortion has been made illegal.

Anti-abortion laws promote gestational slavery.

by Anna_E September 3, 2019

Anal Relations

1.)buttsex
2.) A sexual relationship with another man

Guy 1: Hey, you want to go have some anal relations?
Guy 2: Actually, I'm already in an anal relation with Jim. Sorry.

by Disciple of Salsa August 17, 2008

rectum-reation

To sit on the toilet for an extended period of time while at work, not actually pooping, but rather, playing games on your phone

Joe: "So I should have been working on that TPS report for the last hour, but I couldn't get away from the crapper."
Bill: "Bowel troubles?"
Joe: "Nah, I was there for my own rectum-reation."

by Ecunadian March 29, 2015

relationcanoe

A relation that starts off fun, ends up taking a bunch of work and doesn't get that far.

I thought she was the love of my life, but it ended up being just another relationcanoe.

by Jason Whiteaker February 2, 2007

public relations

in a typical adventuring team, this is the heavy fire power and combat expert

public relations: eat lead!

by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

Senior Relations

When an underclassmen fantasizes about or hooks up with a senior. Is often practiced by obnoxious love starved children, but can also be practiced my very mature people. Senior relations can be beautiful, and definitely hot and heavy. Traditionally the senior is an experienced sexy beast, and the younger female looks older than she actually is. Senior relations are frowned on by society, but most people could care less. If you want to have a steamy session with someone, go for it. But remember, kiddies. Wear a fucking rubber!

Non- disgraceful example of Senior relations:
SmartUnderclassmen: I know that Jeremy is three years older than me, but I really feel a connection with him. I mean, he's really great, and I know he will respect me. I think I want to get together with him.
Lisa: Oh, that's cool. Just be safe, okay?


Disgraceful example of Senior relations:
IdiotUnderclassmen: Oh, my gawwd Lisa! Jeremy is sooo hawwwt. I don't care if he's three years older than me! I know he wants to grind! I bet he'd like those new undieeees I bought! I'll suck it night and day for that hot piece of man meat! Hahaha!
Lisa: You don't even know him! You're a fucking idiot. Grow up.

by ShaIchLuge August 1, 2008