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Ottorino Respighi

Composer who wrote many works of music. Among his most well known is Fountains and Pines of Rome. Known to make the strings and woodwinds learn and play all known scales in his music while writing scores to unleash the full and awesome power of the low brass section to the ears of the general public. Know to give low brass players heart attacks and odd feelings of pleasure whilst playing.....Bass Trombonists and Tubists be aware of sudden paralyzation to the extremities of the body due to lack of oxygen.
1. Did you hear about the Trombone player who died playing Fountains?!?
2. Ottorino Respighi was a mad man!!
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Resistance

"Only makes my penis harder," according to some talking horse from the hentai anime "Words Worth."
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resistentialism

The seemingly obstinate behavior on the part of inanimate objects
When the computer refused to power up, even though it had worked just fine 10 minutes ago and he knew nothing had changed, he chalked it up to a bad case of resistentialism.
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it is the ability for canadians to resist the flu
everyone has the flu
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Brilliantly funny, long-running British website for gaming geeks. One of the few beacons of light in this dark age of...well...dull gaming websites.
I went to UK Resistance today and nearly choked on my benadryl.
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respirate

v. type of deep breathing one does after strenuous exertion; speech is impossible, facial colour is poor, and pursuing footsteps can often be heard.

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I ...gotta ... respirate.

Respirate! Not now! You can respirate on the other side of that fence.
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