by Jamie Brooks October 15, 2008
Get the Westgate smoky mountain resortmug. If you’re truly desperate for some soft serve ice cream, but you don’t have any, you can bend over your asshole, shit in your mouth, and boom. Soft serve. Note that the ice cream tastes like shit.
Aye, I’m really craving some soft serve ice cream, but I don’t have any handy. Last-resort soft serve time!
by Reed1103 April 25, 2019
Get the Last-Resort soft servemug. by I hope it’s helpful May 4, 2022
Get the Resortmug. by KImCobain June 6, 2016
Get the resort porkymug. The worst fucking campground in upstate New York. The kids that camp their are usually high or stealing shit. Most adults are stoners and the manager has the biggest stick up her ass.
Person 1: yo we should go to this campground, alpine lake rv resort!
Person 2: that’s the shittiest place yo
Person 2: that’s the shittiest place yo
by anonymous December 6, 2020
Get the alpine lake rv resortmug. Penis resort 1. is a means of resolving issues/problems that occurred beteween opposite sexes by having sex with that person.
2. refers to using sex as a means of re-starting stalled conversation.
3. refers to resuming normal relationship (after having sex) without discussing the underlying issues which caused lack of communication or misunderstandign in the first place.
2. refers to using sex as a means of re-starting stalled conversation.
3. refers to resuming normal relationship (after having sex) without discussing the underlying issues which caused lack of communication or misunderstandign in the first place.
Your Friend: "How is it going with your girl-friend? I haven't seen you guys together for the last few days?"
You: "All of a sudden she was upset for reasons unknown to me. And she is not talking to me."
Your friend: "Then what are you going to do about it?"
You: " I tried all I can to get her attention except for penis resort."
The next day:
Your Friend: "Did you talk to her?"
You: "Thanks to penis resort, things are back to normal."
Your Friend: "That is wonderful."
You: "Penis resort is a great normalizer, a silent peace maker."
You: "All of a sudden she was upset for reasons unknown to me. And she is not talking to me."
Your friend: "Then what are you going to do about it?"
You: " I tried all I can to get her attention except for penis resort."
The next day:
Your Friend: "Did you talk to her?"
You: "Thanks to penis resort, things are back to normal."
Your Friend: "That is wonderful."
You: "Penis resort is a great normalizer, a silent peace maker."
by Fankfrank April 12, 2013
Get the Penis resortmug. by Rusty Rusty Rusty January 22, 2023
Get the rainbow resortmug.