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Last Resort

When you really want to get high and You don't have a piece and no one in your group knows how to roll well and all you have is a Black and Mild. You cut the wooden filter off and proceed to loosen and empty the cigar without ripping it open. Then you hollow out the tip and place the hollow cigar into the tip. Finally you pack the weed into the cigar and twist off the end. Then all you gotta do is light and enjoy.

Caution: This rips extremely hard, I'd recommend bringing a drink.
My buddies and I couldn't stop coughing after that last resort.
by The botanist 420 December 26, 2011
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The last resort

To steal someones most prized possession after gettting your ass kicked to the point of crying by that person.
Brah just kicked my ass but for the last resort I ganked his shit hahaha.
by Kimbo Splice October 29, 2010
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Penis resort

Penis resort 1. is a means of resolving issues/problems that occurred beteween opposite sexes by having sex with that person.

2. refers to using sex as a means of re-starting stalled conversation.

3. refers to resuming normal relationship (after having sex) without discussing the underlying issues which caused lack of communication or misunderstandign in the first place.
Your Friend: "How is it going with your girl-friend? I haven't seen you guys together for the last few days?"
You: "All of a sudden she was upset for reasons unknown to me. And she is not talking to me."

Your friend: "Then what are you going to do about it?"
You: " I tried all I can to get her attention except for penis resort."
The next day:
Your Friend: "Did you talk to her?"
You: "Thanks to penis resort, things are back to normal."
Your Friend: "That is wonderful."
You: "Penis resort is a great normalizer, a silent peace maker."
by Fankfrank April 12, 2013
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Norwegian Resort

a place where drunk people go to get hotel rooms
kid: omg did you see norwegian on the front page of roblox
mom: yes, me and your father go to Norwegian Resort to get away from the rat ashlifa and mooni
by pussylover1124 September 16, 2018
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Last Resort Snack

Adjective - Last Re Z Ort Sna k

An item of food, typically small and eaten when one is slightly hungry, that is only desired when no other items of food of this description are readily availible.
“I went to look for the cheerios but we were out so I had to have a last resort snack instead.”
“What did you have?”
“A breakfast bar
“You don’t like breakfast bars (???)”
by Excited Bullphrog May 10, 2022
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rainbow resort

funny twitter user who makes funny little tweets on a funny little contraption called a phone
rusty: im going to the rainbow resort!

rain @rainbowresort_: holy crap youre doing WHAAAAT?!?!?!
by Rusty Rusty Rusty January 22, 2023
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Object Resort

An Object Show made by Hypercrystal that got shut down except for the auditions.
I can't wait to watch how object resort is doing!
"Types Object Resort to Google"
"Looks at the description of the Fandom"
WHAT!?
by Silic17 April 22, 2024
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