Resolutionist

A person who makes ballsy claims for New Year's resolutions even though you know they won't follow through with any of them.

Joe: I'm gonna quit smoking, eat right and join a gym this year.
Sue: Whatever. You're such a freaking resolutionist.

by Natewrites February 20, 2008

Resolute

Set in purpose or seriously resolved

My final decision is resolute

by cjm June 1, 2012

Resolutionism

Resolutionism is a theoretical social, political and economic system which is designed to save the world.

The creator of Resolutionism, is Aaron Nordquist, a Canadian author, sociologist and philosopher, and a social activist. Nordquist has expressed opinions on economics, politics and world events in his blogs, podcasts and books. He is the founder of the Save Our Earth Now foundation. Since the early 2000's, he has stated that his personal visions have been called many names, such as "democratic capitalism," "neo-enlightenmentism," and "libertarian socialism," but he prefers to simply call himself a "Resolutionist."

Nordquist is the author of "Resolutionism: How to Save the World" and "The Resolutionist Manifesto: Preamble to the Declaration of Universal Emancipation."

We here highly resolve to have a new birth of freedom, under the supports, practices and logic of the political, economic and social system named Resolutionism.

by Abraham Linkoln June 14, 2011

New Years Resolutionaries

A person that only goes to the gym in the 4 week period after January 1st. They tend to be fat and hog all of the machines. They quit working out at the rate of 25% per week. A small percentage will show up 1 week before spring break to do curls and crunches.

I couldn't get on a bench press because there was a line of three New Years Resolutionaries

by fightthepower January 5, 2010

Results Day

The day students go and collect their exam results to find that they failed.

lad1 - "Dude its results day, have you collected your results?"
lad2 - "Yeah I got a F for all my subjects."
Lad 1 - "That blows."

by Jimmyboy2k11 March 13, 2011

New Year's Resolutionary

Anyone with hardcore conviction to stick to their New Year's Resolution...for a period of time not to exceed one month but often as short as one day...

A January Joiner is a specific example of a New Year's Resolutionary...

She quit the grit for her New Year's Resolution, and all day she's been preachin' to anyone who isn't quick or smart enough to avoid her about the evils of tabacco...

Have no fear...She'll be suckin' down 5 sticks at a time this time next week in true New Year's Resolutionary style...

by jt001 January 19, 2006

reshutdown

the opposite of restarting a computer.

When you just turned your computer off but need to turn it on just for a sec to print or email something, then turn it off again. This wastes a lot of time especially if you have a slow computer but still need to email something. reshuttingdown may be accompanied by being pissed

Alright! I finished typing my essay and now i can go to bed

Aw shit i forgot to print out my essay, I guess I have to reshutdown my slow- ass computer.

by hongkongmarket September 8, 2010