Reiden

Every school's golden boy. Literally the hottest, coolest guy at school but doesn't know it. Every guy wants to be friends with him and every girl wants to be more than friends than him. He's usually athletic, funny, and super dreamy. If you have the luck of dating a Reiden don't let him go, he's a one of a kind.

Girl: Who's that guy

Girl's Boyfriend: That's my homie Reiden

Girl: I think we should break up

Girl's Ex Boyfriend: Reiden stole my girl again

by 5lYHpJ June 28, 2018

residoodle

The orange coating left on your fingers and lips after consuming cheese puff snacks. (Cheese Doodles, Cheetos, etc.)

After dusting off a bag of Cheese Doodles, Speedy had to wash the residoodle off his hands.

by Randman January 17, 2006

Reddit Resident

Typically a male virgin under the age of 30, a Reddit Resident is a person who spends so much time on Reddit that they might as well live there. All of their info comes from Reddit, all of their conversations are based on something from Reddit, and they use Reddit as a way to verify wether or not their opinions are backed up by other Reddit Residents.
Similar to basement dweller, but slightly greasier.

Typical conversation with a Reddit Resident.

Reddit Resident:

“Jeffery Epstein didn’t commit suicide......”

Normal Person:

“Shut the fuck up before I kill us both.”

by SexyBobi August 19, 2019

RESIDUAL CAPITALIZATION DISORDER (RCD)

THE ACT OF OVER-CAPITALIZATION AS A RESULT OF CONTINUING USE OF THE CAPS-LOCK FUNCTION. SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE ALTERING STATE OF MIND AND TONE OF VOICE TO ACCOMMODATE THE NEWLY DEVELOPED PUNCTUATION.

DESPITE HER FADING OVER-ENTHUSIASM, PAIGE C. CALHOUN CONTINUED TO MAKE USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS IN HER CASUAL CONVERSATION AS A RESULT OF HER STRUGGLE WITH RESIDUAL CAPITALIZATION DISORDER (RCD).

by PAIGE C. CALHOUN April 25, 2010

residufries

Noun- the french fries that are in the bottom of the fast food "to go" bag.

Hey, I call the residufries.

by AAlpha Dog May 28, 2010

resident

The one who fits a certain set of characteristics within a group of friends, family members, coworkers, or people in general.

A: How do I fix my computer?
B: You can ask, Joe, our resident computer geek.

A: My sink is leaking, but good thing we know John, our resident plumber.

by regular August 7, 2009

Residue Piece(s)

The tiny piece of feces leftover after a bowel-movement. This pea-sized piece of poo causes you to wipe your rear-end much more than necessary. In turn, this excessive wiping can lead to an irritated, sometimes bloody anus.

I had to wipe my ass eight times after I thought I was done wiping. I finally was able to squeeze out a residue piece and with one tiny wipe, the job was done.

by PJChappy April 19, 2004