resetting the tally

The act of masturbation, especially following a visit to church camp.

Bryce went 12 days, but then he had to reset the tally.

by piro May 18, 2003

renetto

One of the most subscribed users on Youtube.

Started out by doing movie reviews in weird costumes and an even weirder voice. Then when he had a large enough fanbase subjected the millions of the websites viewers to his ramblings on such topics as "hey guys i'm drunk" to "let's achieve world peace by saying we want peace on our webcams, together, we can make a difference!"

His videos are going downhill and so is his fanbase.

It is rumored he is an actor and that the 'family' he talks about and who sometimes make rare cameo apperance in his videos are paid actors and neighbourhood kids.

He also invented a chair.

Person 1) renetto made another video
Person 2) oh christ what's he fucking chatting about now?
Person 1) Here...watch...
*watches 10 seconds*
Person 2) Fuck i can't listen to that shit anymore, he's giving away LAWNMOWERS?!?!

by Mr. Mayo November 9, 2006

full body reset

A full body reset is a follow-up for a wake-and-bake. After one gets stoned first thing in the morning, the individual will then exercise, eat, and shower -- the top 3 killers of a high. After this full body reset, the user is back to base-line sobriety, and is ready to get that special tingly feeling you can only get when you get stoned for the first time of the day.

Jeff woke up early this morning, but didn't want to start the day until after he could enjoy the high after his full body reset.

by blueboness October 4, 2009

Resket

A combination of regret (feel sad, repentant, or disappointed over something that one has done) and sket (fucking dirty slut)

My ex girlfriend is such a resket!
I resket my ex!

by Inept Ginger Ninja April 1, 2022

Penis Reset

Getting your body reset from what it knew so it can move on.

Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.

Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.

guy 1: I can't stand her.. but I haven't got laid is so long.. I can't stop thinking about her.
guy 2: Dude, you just need to find someone new and get a Penis Reset.

by buddhafish July 20, 2012

The Big Reset Button

On a TV show, when something happens that is significant enough that it should effect the characters and plot for several episodes (even seasons) to come but is quickly dismissed with some 'it never happened' plot device or completely forgotten by the next episode.

Wow, this is some heavy stuff. Of course, you just know they're gonna do something to press the Big Reset Button at the end so it never happened.

by Anonymous August 31, 2004

Hard reset

To catch up on a steady sleep routine by depriving yourself of evening-naps until a reasonable bedtime is reached, whereby one can go to sleep and awaken the next day, having made full advantage of former tiredness to get to sleep early the night of the reset.

John didn't sleep Friday night, So he trawled through Saturday, barely managing to stay conscious until 11.00pm before collapsing, and awakening with elegant fashion awakening at 9am on Sunday, thus completing a typical Hard Reset

by ssshhhhhh February 5, 2013