Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)

A baffling medical condition caused by overexposure to the Emmy nominated hit show starring Michael C. Hall.

This debilitating disorder affects people of all age, race, gender and sexual orientation and is most common in those who neglected to watch episodes when they actually aired on Showtime. Most victims instead chose to watch all 42 episodes at once in a short window of time on a Mac or a PC. Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting, but can lead to more serious conditions such as Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse. Call your doctor right away if DEVR or any attributed symptoms persist beyond 24 hours.

"Ok, well it looks like I'll get started on this Dexter phenomenon everyone is talking about"...

(Two Days Later)

"Ok, well season one and two were wonderful and now I'm ready for season three"...

(24 Hours Later)

"Ok, well now I'm officially caught up with the show"..
"I guess I'll just have to wait for each new episode to air on television each week"...

(Beginning Stages of Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)

"FUCK! I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN MAN! BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO KEEP WATCHING EPISODES BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT A FUCKING WEEK?! FUCK THIS SHIT! I CANT WAIT! I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRINITY IS UP TO MAN! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

(Nearly all hope lost, desperately needs help at this point)

by Sargeant Doakes November 4, 2009

remouseculous

A word that is used when something is over the top or to the extreme, something that is quite unbelievable or rediculously amazing. More rediculous than redonkulous and recockulous

Shit mannnnn...did you jus see that shit happen? That's remouseculous

by goq2 June 19, 2007

Tattoo Remorse

Looking back on a tattoo you got when you were younger, or thought would be cool at the time, you realize the tattoo is stupid and wish you had never gotten it in the first place.

Joe: My tattoo remorse is catching up on me after looking in the mirror and realizing getting my ex-wife's name "Jessica" tattooed on my arm was just dumb.

John: Yeah, that looks just plain stupid now.

by JoeyJr. September 20, 2009

Remove Miner

A statement posted in TikTok comments by closeted men that is slang for wanting to have aggressive gay anal sex with other men

Person 1: "Remove Miner"
Person 2: "Are you gay or something?"

by katxoxo March 25, 2022

[removed]

Replacing "The Word" on social media.

You know the one...

I can't say removed without getting banned!

by Astro Cop November 24, 2020

removed from the baked goods list

To be “removed from the baked goods list” is to be “cancelled”.

“Ugh, I can’t believe Lisa backed out of the lease and screwed over her roommates. She’s SO removed from the baked goods list. There’s no way she’s gonna get to eat my delicious cupcakes again”.

by lowkeylol January 12, 2021

Lane-change-remorse

When traveling via automobile in a hurry. The emotional expression of personal regret felt by a person after he or she changes lanes to improve one's ETA and the lane is now worse off.

I was stuck behind a senior citizen call pool vehicle so I changed lanes and now the blue haired lady passed me. I am suffering from lane-change-remorse.

by Darrin Zehnpfennig February 15, 2009