cheese relish

Enjoying a period of extended sexual abstinence.
Extreme form of satisfaction derived from annoying someone.
Great pleasure obtained by focusing your attention on something that you feel passionate about like a job that makes use of your talents, or a particular hobby.

But Hilary, why are you so cruel with that poor soul?" "Hon... pure cheese relish!

by rperazag June 19, 2010

Early Relissal

n. A mixture of 'Early Release' and 'Early Dismissal'.
Pertaining to the untimely discharge from school.

Used in the same context as the above...just cooler sounding.

Sarah: Mrs. Thompson won't be giving us that test today.
Caroline: Why?
Sarah: Early relissal is today!
Caroline: YESH!!

by Carolina Noir February 6, 2008

twat relish

The process of fucking a girl with a dill pickle and putting it back in the jar for your friends to eat later.

Dude, I cant believe you just ate that twat relish you sick fuck!!

by That's my ass! April 23, 2009

Gentleman's Relish

Spunk, Semen, Jizz, Spoff, Spooge, Population Paste, Man Glue, Jostle Juice, Baby Gravy, Etc. Etc.

After a heavy night of masturbation, Jimmy woke to find a tissue, covered in Gentleman's Relish, stuck to the side of his face.

by fat b'stard July 4, 2011

relish

really fuckin rad.

Person 1: Dude i got laid 9 times last night by all those hot brazilian chicks.

Person 2: Relish. Dude that's so relish.

Person 1: Yeah. now suck my balls.

by BLTandFUCKFACE December 22, 2009

recipsexual

A recipsexual/recipromantic is a person who will only feel sexual or romantic attraction to someone once they find out the other person likes them.

Jenny told the recipsexual that they like her, and only after that did the recipsexual find out that they liked Jenny back.

by strongintherealway November 7, 2015

Gentlemen's Relish

Synonymous with semen, sperm, or ejaculate.

The new Detroit Barbie doll comes complete with a skanky dress, stained with realistic gentlemen's relish.

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010