Eye retard

A cool name for someone who wears glasses

Autumn is SUCH an eye retard. She wears glasses.

by Succulent Brisket November 20, 2022

Retarded High

the state of being so high on marijuana that you have little to no control over your bodily movements.

That was an insane bong rip, I am retarded high! I can't even feel my legs!

by SeanZ32 April 4, 2010

Retard

The only word in the world that is considered offensive when used properly and used improperly. If used as a replacement for the word stupid someone will immediately point out how you're being offensive. On the contrary, if you call someone who is mentally handicapped retarded, you will also be called offensive.

Person one: You just chugged a 2 liter of Coke and a box of Mentos? You retard.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive! (Proceeds to vomit Coke everywhere)

Person one: Aww, poor Timmy is retarded.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive!

by Mr. P. FLuffee June 16, 2010

Redneck Retard

A redneck who can't help but to do dumb things.
Also known as a R Squared.

Taking a Toyota Camry 4-wheeling is an example of something stupid a Redneck Retard would do.

by lex m April 5, 2012

Retard Jumper

A person who jumps off of several playgrounds who is bound to be struck by a vehicle.

Man That kid is such a Retard Jumper he is going to be hit by a car one day.

by Jake Cooley August 10, 2007

Reintardation

When somebody is reincarnated and returns as someone who is mentally challenged or retarded.

There was a boy who came back as a retard after being a famous celebrity in his previous life. Such beliefs stem the Buddhists who believe in Reincarnation, well reintardation is when someone comes back as a mentally retarded person.

by Phaenixdrools April 21, 2009

retarded monkey strength

You know how monkeys can lift 4000 pounds? And retarded people have twice the strength of a normal person? Well imagine the stregth a retarded monkey has.

Colman: "How did that monkey just throw that car?!"

Laura: "Well it has downs so it has retarded monkey strength. Get rid of that banana."

by lo6972 August 20, 2018