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redwood forest

A red-headed persons pubs
I was screwing this guy and noticed he had a redwood forest! It twas discusting.
by calledheronthephone December 29, 2007
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Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals
That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”
by anonymous July 31, 2023
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Redwood

Having a rock hard penis that is so large it resembles a enormous tree.
Girl A: "Did you see the COCK on that guy?"
Girl B: "How can you miss it? That's why they call him REDWOOD!"
by 9point5in April 23, 2018
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Redwood

A stool that is so hard, it comes out bloody.
I just pumped out 3 redwoods!
by TheAwkwardPhysicist November 26, 2017
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Redwood Monkey

Redwood monkey (slang, derogatory) — A made-up insult directed toward someone from Northern California or Native to that region, implying they are wild, primitive, or less civilized. Often used mockingly or with racist undertones toward Indigenous people, referencing “Redwood” (a Northern California symbol) and “monkey” (a demeaning term).
1. Insulting context:
“Go back to the woods, you redwood monkey.”
(Used to mock someone’s Native background or connection to Northern California nature.)

2. Mocking someone’s roots:
“Figures a redwood monkey like you wouldn’t get it.”
(Meant to sound superior, suggesting the person is uneducated or “wild.”)

3. Targeted, location-based jab:
“You must be from up north — all you redwood monkeys act the same.”
(Insulting someone for being from a specific area, often in a racist or classist tone.)
by Krakatoahaha October 23, 2025
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redwood middle school

Shithole filled with kids who think they from the hood, some of them are ight

Some teachers are creeps to.
Jeff: what school you go to Benny?
Benny: i go to redwood middle school
Jeff: I heard all the kids their snort pixie sticks
Benny:they do
by smartiesniffer November 23, 2021
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redwood

a disheveled homeless shelter where pussy ass bitches go to school
full of creeps whose first name starts with the letter A
Look at Aaron, what a creep, he must be from redwood
by xooksrbo1434 May 12, 2025
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