Redwood

When you get done making love to a women who’s on her period and your penis is covered in menstral fluid.

I was with this girl last night and she was extra wet and I looked down and man I had a huge redwood!

by TooBoosted101 September 29, 2023

Having a rock hard penis that is so large it resembles a enormous tree.

Girl A: "Did you see the COCK on that guy?"
Girl B: "How can you miss it? That's why they call him REDWOOD!"

by 9point5in January 5, 2018

Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals

by August 1, 2023

A red-headed persons pubs

I was screwing this guy and noticed he had a redwood forest! It twas discusting.

by calledheronthephone November 16, 2007