Redwood

Having a rock hard penis that is so large it resembles a enormous tree.

Girl A: "Did you see the COCK on that guy?"
Girl B: "How can you miss it? That's why they call him REDWOOD!"

by 9point5in April 23, 2018

Redwood

A stool that is so hard, it comes out bloody.

I just pumped out 3 redwoods!

by TheAwkwardPhysicist November 26, 2017

redwood special

The act of sexual intercourse with a woman on her period, after which the affronting male appendage is cleaned off via fellatio

Dude: "Yo, my girl was so hot and heavy for it last night that she gave me a redwood special."
Friend: "Way to go, bro!" ***vomits uncontrollably***

by WholesomeRoland May 21, 2013

Redwood Lounge

A distinct style of music merging folk, rock, blues country and punk, primary originating from Northern California; woodsy folk music.

Yeti Schlong is more polka than redwood lounge.

by Coastal-dust July 6, 2025

Redwood Stump

A redwood stump is a severed penis, to which, looks like, a bleeding wooden tree stump, thus it's name.

Ew, I bet that guy has a redwood stump!

by thecutsaregettingdeeper October 15, 2015

Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals

That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”

by anonymous July 31, 2023

redwood forest

A red-headed persons pubs

I was screwing this guy and noticed he had a redwood forest! It twas discusting.

by calledheronthephone December 29, 2007