because reasons

A phrase used in substitution for actual reasons. It's typically used in situations where a question is either too complex to give a sound logical answer and it's simpler to convince the other person that they should just give you the benefit of the doubt, or because the question is incredibly stupid and therefore not worth answering, or the answer that would have been given should be obvious to anyone with a brain. It can also be used to just make a statement about something.

Person 1: I fucking hate Carrot Top.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because reasons.

Person 1: Are you voting for Santorum in the primaries?
Person 2: No, because reasons.

*kid falls off of bicycle*
Person 1: Haha, it's funny because reasons.

by desuforeverlulz August 4, 2012

basketball reasons

a reason you give when you did something stupid and have no good excuse for why you did it

Sam: hey why did you take an arrow to the knee?
David Stern: basketball reasons

Sean: hey why did you use squirtle against bellsprout? you know grass is his weakness
David Stern: basketball reasons

Borat: Hey mister, why your wife she so sad?
David Stern: basketball reasons

by batrider2 December 16, 2011

radassical

better than rad. more powerful than bad. and truly assylicious.

dood. that trick was radassical!

by jack bender July 14, 2006

Reda

A name for a strong, sexy, smart, funny man

All the girls love the Reda

by bobobobob123456 October 21, 2010

Redar

Similar to radar or gaydar, but for red heads. The uncanny ability for redheads to know everything about each other.

He’s a redhead like you, Kara. I can’t believe your redar didn’t go off when I told you about him!

by Little Debbie2 November 4, 2017

Redamancy

to love with all of you

We are REDAMANCY

by ben03 June 12, 2019

Readstown

a town full of amazing kids of all ages who clash but always get back together to play some tag at night or do something else childish. ;

Those kids in Readstown are up all night.

by lefsa emmy May 23, 2009