Recticle

A common misspelling of the word 'Reticle'. Recticle is an optic one uses to look out their own ass (or up someone else's).

I was sneaking around using my recticle to spy on unsuspecting people from my plumbers crack.

Jimmy, did you use my spy recticle?

A recticle is an ass camera, a Reticle is a set of fine lines inside an eyepiece, mounted on a camera or a rifle.

by Recticle Expert February 22, 2011

Rectillious Dildous Maximus

The T-Rex of all dildos. The prophecy is said that such a dildo still exists to mankind today. This dildo is said to be "Harder to find than the holy grail". In order to obtain it one must join the gay mafia and pass through the initiation of sucking Satans thorny cock.

person 1: hey man wanna go find the Rectillious Dildous Maximus?

person2: Hell to the no! im not sucking no thorny cock u fag!

by D-REAL-201 March 29, 2010

Rectole

The smelly sweaty substance found between the ass crack.

"God damn man, my crack is full of Rectole after work."

by DeadlySphinx March 26, 2008

reptile pussy

the pussy of a reptile. may or may not include scales or decorative designs. beautiful from inside and out. scaley, but the best ever experience. known to be sharp so make sure to wear chapstick before going down.

Wow. My reptile pussy is throbbing so hard to the beat of the drums.

by reptile pussy queen April 26, 2021

horny reptile

A gaymer who can't go 5 seconds without making a sexual joke and preying on new gays.

I'm looking for daddies cummies, do you have any?
Shut-up Tyler, you horny reptile.

by Horny Reptile August 31, 2018

reptile

an insult utilsed by the ill-educated suburban scumbag wannabe's of the immediate area outside Dublin Ireland to indicate an unattractive or stupid person

"Look at the state of you, you bleedin' reptile."

by Lindacelbo June 17, 2008

reptiles

addicts of mugwump jism, see mugwumps. popularized by william s burroughs and david cronenberg.

after reptiles score for mugwump jism..."mugwump jism is the best! can I borrow your hanky?"

by dreamkurn201 August 29, 2010